C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

At Le Rideau Rouge: welcoming C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge, we are delighted to open our stage to C'est décidé je deviens une connasse, a razor-sharp, high-spirited comedy experience tuned to the energy of Lyon audiences. Our red-curtained room is built for proximity and timing, and this show thrives on both: the performer leaps from confession to character portrait, from whispered aside to full-throttle punchline, inviting you into the joyful, liberating decision to finally set boundaries with flair. We have designed the evening so you feel every beat of the rhythm: a nimble light plot that snaps to each switch of persona, and an acoustic warmth that lets the smallest eye-roll land as clearly as the boldest rant. We love the way this set dives into the everyday—work meetings that drain, family threads that ping at midnight, the politeness that sometimes becomes a trap—and turns it into theatre that feels cathartic and conspiratorial, like swapping notes with your most incisive friend. Expect whip-smart observational comedy, a dash of physical play, and the kind of shared recognition that has long made our venue a home for quick-witted stories about contemporary life.

Fresh material, electric timing, and a Lyon-tuned set

For this run at Le Rideau Rouge, we welcome a refreshed cut of the show, with new rhythms and audience interactions sculpted in rehearsal to suit our intimate space. The structure moves through signature bits that the team playfully tags with titles such as “Le brunch passif-agressif,” “Gestion de crise: WhatsApp familial,” “Le syndrome de la bonne élève,” “Mode d’emploi: réunion Zoom,” and “Le manuel de la gentillesse toxique.” Each segment spotlights a tiny social code and flips it into a comic engine: a smile that hides an agenda, a politely worded email that detonates a whole day, a compliment with a hook. We love the pace—the performer’s instinct for when to let a laugh breathe, when to pile three beats into one breath—and the way callbacks knit the evening so that a throwaway line in the first minutes becomes a riot later on. Our audience tends to relish moments where improvisation meets structure, and this show leans into that, playing with the front rows, dancing along the edge of complicity, and giving Lyon its own winks and nods. It’s sly, generous, and deliciously unfiltered in the best tradition of our stage.

From our vantage point, the artistic momentum behind C'est décidé je deviens une connasse is palpable: a performer clearly in command of their voice, unafraid to punch up, to satirize the rituals of niceness, and to celebrate the relief of saying what we mean. The set pivots between character snapshots—a colleague who inserts “just” and “sorry” everywhere, a date who negotiates everything like a startup pitch, a relative who weaponizes concern—and raw, precise insight on how language shapes our boundaries. We cherish the comic craft at work here: crisp transitions, well-laid reversals, and those sparkling moments when a single raised eyebrow draws the room into a shared conspiratorial grin. Our team at Le Rideau Rouge has prepared a staging that highlights the intimacy of confession and the charge of confrontation, so that every reveal carries. Whether you come in pairs, squads, or solo, you’ll find the night speaks to the micro-scenes of daily life, turning them into cheeky miniatures you can carry out to the street. And as ever, our house welcomes you early for the atmosphere, the hum of anticipation, and the pleasure of live performance that keeps evolving show by show.