C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge welcomes a razor-sharp comedy event

At Le Rideau Rouge, we are delighted to host C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse, an unflinchingly funny evening built for our intimate, red-velvet room and its reputation for close-up, contagious laughter. From the moment the lights warm the stage, our audience is invited into a fast-paced, relatable journey through everyday diplomacy gone wrong, the art of setting boundaries, and the invisible labor of always being “nice.” The title says it with a wink: this is a comedy that reclaims self-confidence as a life skill, turning awkward meetings, family dinners, and dating apps into high-wire humor. Our programming team has curated a setup that amplifies the performer’s quick-fire timing and conversational energy, bringing each line within arm’s reach. Expect playful crowd work, razor-edged observations about social codes, and those pin-drop beats that bloom into collective laughter—exactly the kind of moments Le Rideau Rouge was designed to celebrate, with acoustics that keep the punchlines crisp and the after-laughs rolling through the room.

Artistic momentum and what awaits on our stage

What excites us most about presenting C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse is how fresh the material feels right now: a new wave of writing where biting honesty meets charming mischief. The artist sharpens the hour with topical snapshots—office Slack etiquette, group chats that never sleep, performative wellness, and the delicate dance between people-pleasing and self-respect. The sensibility resonates with audiences who binge contemporary comedy and talk shows such as LOL: Qui rit, sort!, Un Bon Moment, Zen, or Quotidien, where candor and quick wit set the tone. On our stage, those references become living scenes: the colleague who “just circles back,” the friend who borrows emotional bandwidth, the partner who weaponizes calm. The rhythm moves between punchy mini-stories and longer, cathartic riffs, with pauses the room can feel. We’ve tailored the light grid to punctuate callbacks and used a tight microphone mix so asides land with conspiratorial precision. It’s a modern stand-up heartbeat—intimate, confessional, and built for shared recognition.

Le Rideau Rouge’s cabaret-style layout is the perfect prism for a show that thrives on proximity. We seat you close to the action so the twinkle of a raised eyebrow or the micro-beat before a zinger isn’t lost; our team fine-tunes the sound check to carry even a whisper across the back row. Before the performance, our staff guides audiences into a cozy pre-show hum; once the first gag lands, that hum becomes the signature buzz of a Lyon night well spent. For this run of C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse, we emphasize flow: brisk transitions, warm houselights for the opening moments, tighter spots for storytelling passages, and an encore that leaves the room bright-eyed and trading favorite lines in the foyer. Whether you come with friends for a collective laugh or solo for a night of comic self-care, the experience has been built around you—an evening where relatable chaos turns into catharsis, and where, by curtain call, the most polite among us discovers the joy of saying a clear, liberating “no.”