C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge welcomes C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge in Lyon, we are delighted to host C'est décidé je deviens une connasse, a sharp, playful, and unapologetically energetic stage comedy that fits our intimate room like a glove. From our vantage point in the wings, we see how the show’s opening minutes instantly tune the room to its frequency: candid confessions, razor-edged observations, and a rhythm that keeps laughter rolling without ever losing the thread of a story. Our audience comes to us for human-scale encounters with bold voices, and this production delivers exactly that—one performer holding an entire theater in the palm of her hand, navigating the hilarious contradictions of modern life. Expect a smart, mischievous portrait of contemporary codes—social masks, office etiquette, friendships, and the everyday negotiations that shape who we are in public and in private—rendered with the kind of theatrical presence that makes every seat feel like the best seat in the house.

The artist’s current momentum on our stage

Hosting this production at Le Rideau Rouge allows us to spotlight an artist in full flight, presenting a refined, up-to-the-minute version of her show for our Lyon audience. In its current run, the performance leans into the immediacy of the moment: the rituals of group chats, the absurdities of self-improvement culture, the new vocabulary of work and dating, and the performative polish demanded by social media. The writing is crisp and contemporary, constantly in dialogue with the room, with asides that feel wonderfully improvised even as the overarching structure stays tight and theatrical. We’ve seen the performer tune transitions, reframe punchlines, and seed new callbacks that pay off beautifully by the encore, all while maintaining a tone that is cheeky yet empathetic. This season’s staging places the voice and body of the actress at the center—no heavy sets, no distractions—so the character shifts land with precision and the social satire expands to include the very audience members who recognize themselves, sometimes uncomfortably, in the mirror of the stage.

Programming C'est décidé je deviens une connasse at Le Rideau Rouge also aligns with our mission to present vital, living comedy in a theatrical frame. We have prepared the room for quick rapport: a close-knit configuration, clean sightlines, and a sound design that keeps every whisper and aside perfectly audible. From our foyer to the footlights, the experience is designed to amplify the show’s joyful conspiratorial tone—those moments when a glance to the balcony or a throwaway line triggers a wave of laughter that ripples through the entire space. It is a night built on complicity and recognition: the codes we pretend to obey, the rules we gleefully break, and the ways we invent ourselves to survive the noise. Whether you arrive as longtime fans of this comic universe or discover it for the first time with us, you will find a performance that feels newly minted for now, crafted with care, and delivered at the velocity of truth told with a grin. As always at Le Rideau Rouge, we invite you to come early, settle in, and let the room do what it does best: bring artist and audience into electric proximity.