C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

At Le Rideau Rouge: C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

We are thrilled to welcome C'est décidé je deviens une connasse to the intimate, red-velvet embrace of Le Rideau Rouge, our Lyon stage renowned for placing audience and artist in the same breath. From our vantage point in the wings and the control booth, we’ve seen how this title ignites instant recognition: a comic manifesto for unapologetic self‑assertion, a wink to anyone who has ever swallowed a retort and decided, at last, to stop apologizing for existing. In our room, this promise comes alive as a brisk, tightly structured evening where the performer’s razor‑sharp observations ripple through the rows with the timing only proximity can deliver. We shape the room for it—warm wash on the curtain, crisp spots for punchlines, a sound design that nudges transitions without stealing focus—so you feel like you’re sitting at the friendliest, funniest front‑row seat in Lyon. Expect confessional humor, quick pivots from whispered asides to joyous roast, and a generous dose of audience complicity that turns each performance into a small festival of collective mischief.

The pulse of the artist’s moment

From our programming desk, the momentum around this show is unmistakable: word of mouth has swelled, additional seats vanish quickly, and each return to Le Rideau Rouge arrives with new nuances, a fresh riff, or a sharper callback. The cultural conversation in French comedy is buzzing, and our audience comes primed by recent phenomena like LOL: Qui rit, sort!, Hot Ones France, Quotidien, and the Montreux Comedy Festival—touchstones that have recalibrated expectations for pace, authenticity, and punch. Without spoiling what unfolds on stage, we can say this performance leans into that contemporary rhythm: quick‑fire edits built for today’s attention spans, storytelling with emotional stakes, and an ability to snap from sweet to savage without losing warmth. The artist’s current artistic news is just as lively offstage: a countrywide calendar building out in real time, new material finding its legs in front of sold‑out crowds, and a steady stream of digital snippets that keep fans guessing what will be polished next. Here at Le Rideau Rouge, we’ve fine‑tuned the lighting cues, tightened the blackouts, and given the microphone just enough presence to honor an elastic delivery that thrives on whispers, roars, and everything in between.

What you will live, seated in our cozy Lyon room, is a comedic rite of passage where the “connasse” becomes a playful alibi for boundaries, truth‑telling, and gleeful resistance to polite fatigue. The show dances through everyday battlegrounds—open‑space politics, family dinners with unsolicited advice, the delicate choreography of messaging etiquette, customer‑service purgatories—and invites the audience to recognize themselves with a grin. We keep the stage layout clean and agile so the performer can toggle between characters and attitudes at speed, with tight musical stings and light pops that underline a well‑placed eye‑roll or a sly back‑pedal. If there’s crowd work, it’s consent‑first and mischievous, and our team makes sure every exchange lands as a shared joke rather than a target practice. There’s catharsis in the laughter here, the kind that sends you back into Lyon’s night air standing a little taller, pleased to have tried on a bolder version of yourself for 80 unabashed minutes. As presenters, we love witnessing how C'est décidé je deviens une connasse turns our stage into a playground where self‑respect is funny, ferocity is charming, and the entire room discovers that being “too much” is exactly enough at Le Rideau Rouge.