C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

C’est décidé je deviens une connasse at Le Rideau Rouge in Lyon

At Le Rideau Rouge, we relish the moments when a bold, razor‑edged voice takes over our red‑curtain stage and turns a shared night out into a collective burst of recognition and laughter. C’est décidé je deviens une connasse does exactly that. Presented in our intimate room designed for sharp stand‑up and character comedy, this one‑woman ride revels in frankness, quick‑fire punchlines, and the cathartic joy of finally saying the unsayable. From the first blackout to the final applause, the performer plays with proximity: eye contact, asides, and playful crowd work are all woven into a tight, high‑tempo set that feels tailor‑made for our space. Expect a tour through everyday hypocrisy and the pressures of being “nice,” executed with theatrical precision: crisp lighting cues, a sound design that snaps, and a rhythm that lets each revelation land before the next laugh rolls in. At Le Rideau Rouge, we shape the conditions for that electricity—close seating, excellent sightlines, and a room tuned to amplify nuance—so that every barb, confession, and twist of irony connects directly with the audience.

Fresh momentum, fresh material: what’s new on our stage

Our programming of C’est décidé je deviens une connasse comes at a moment when the artist’s momentum is unmistakable: new bits, crisp rewrites, and a confident pace that reflects months of packed shows. The set unfolds in vivid comic tableaux that our audiences have already started to nickname, from La réunion de parents d’élèves to Le brunch toxique and Les mails passifs‑agressifs, while a blistering sequence dubbed La meuf sympa distills the theme of the night—how performative kindness slips into self‑erasure—into a run of laugh‑out‑loud recognitions. On stage at Le Rideau Rouge, these sequences breathe; the performer calibrates silence and surge with the kind of timing that plays beautifully in our acoustics. Between beats, our crowd becomes an extra character in the story: spontaneous reactions, shared gasps, and that telltale ripple of people nudging their seatmates—“That’s you!”—give the show its living pulse. It’s a stand‑up experience shaped by theatre craft: staging that frames each confession, a microphone technique as expressive as the text, and transitions that move like a playlist. The result is a night that feels both freshly improvised and meticulously built for this room.

Programming C’est décidé je deviens une connasse at Le Rideau Rouge also aligns with our commitment to spotlight performers who are setting the tone for contemporary francophone comedy—voices that turn everyday codes into scalpel‑sharp satire and embrace audience interplay as part of the writing. Here, the artist dives into status games at work, the politics of coupledom, and the choreography of being “agreeable,” pushing each premise into escalating payoffs without losing warmth. The evening’s architecture is cunning: an opening confession draws a straight line to a mid‑show crescendo, with callbacks linking early winks to late‑stage detonations. Fans of character switches will savor the quick pivots—an HR whisper, a brunch alpha, a wellness guru with a thousand euphemisms—while lovers of pure stand‑up relish the clean setups and surgical punchlines. Our team tailors light and sound to underline those switches: a subtle warm wash for intimate disclosures; a tighter, cooler look for the sharper volleys; a playful sting to punctuate each “connasse” revelation. All told, Le Rideau Rouge offers the close‑up this piece deserves: a room where laughter ricochets, complicity grows, and the art of not being nice finally gets the spotlight it’s owed.