C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

C’est décidé je deviens une connasse at Le Rideau Rouge

At Le Rideau Rouge, we are thrilled to welcome the audacious, quick-witted stage piece C’est décidé je deviens une connasse, a comic portrait that revels in empowerment, boundary-setting, and the art of letting go of apologetic habits. From the vantage point of our intimate Lyonnais room, this production thrives on proximity: the humor is scalpel-sharp, the rhythm intentionally elastic, and the audience becomes a conspiratorial witness as the performer toggles between social masks and inner monologue. Our stage’s close quarters magnify each shift in tone—confessional, mischievous, then gloriously unapologetic—while our lighting design punctuates the writing’s punchlines with crisp, playful beats. Expect snappy set pieces that lampoon everyday etiquette, workplace pressure, and the likeability trap, all carried by a performer whose physicality and timing flourish in a venue built for nuance. The evening is equal parts feel-good rallying cry and observational comedy, and it lands with special electricity in a room like ours where laughter spreads fast and the smallest glance or sigh can become a full-blown comic trigger.

Our programming team seeks works that feel timely, nimble, and alive with audience energy, and C’est décidé je deviens une connasse fits that mission. The show’s current momentum is palpable: recent stagings have leaned into playful audience asides, crisper transitions, and the kind of incremental refinements that happen only when a piece is lived-in by a committed team. At Le Rideau Rouge, we support that development with exacting sound and light, minimal scenography that foregrounds performance, and a room layout that invites rapport from the first line. On any given night, a throwaway detail—a ringtone, an eyebrow raise, a perfectly prolonged silence—can tilt the room into collective glee. This is where our technical craft meets the artist’s instinct: subtle cues rise to the surface, giving the text fresh bite and letting each sequence—be it the too-nice friend learning to say no or the meeting that finally gets derailed—bloom into a miniature comic fable. You will feel the pacing tighten as the evening advances, the laughter cresting in waves that our hall captures with satisfying clarity.

Your evening with us at Le Rideau Rouge

Welcoming this show to our stage allows us to do what we love most: place a strong comic voice just an arm’s length from its audience and let chemistry take over. The piece’s structure—alternating between character sketches, candid confessions, and razor-edged self-coaching—was made for our theatre’s scale, encouraging a dialogue that feels both personal and communal. Arrive ready for a swift, agile performance that rewards attention to the smallest details: a perfectly timed pause, a whispered aside, a sudden shift of posture that flips politeness into power. As the narrative teases apart the rules we’re taught to follow, Le Rideau Rouge offers the ideal acoustic and visual frame, so each punchline lands cleanly and each burst of recognition gathers momentum. We have programmed C’est décidé je deviens une connasse because it speaks to the moment—funny, fearless, and generous with its audience—and because our space amplifies its essence: a confident, contemporary comedy that invites you to laugh hard, think fast, and step back into the night a little bolder than when you arrived.