C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge welcomes C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge, we love nothing more than seeing a roomful of people gasp, giggle, and ultimately roar with laughter together, and that is precisely what happens when C'est décidé je deviens une connasse takes the stage. Our intimate Lyon room lends itself perfectly to this cheeky, razor-sharp comedy ride: the audience is close, the energy is immediate, and every punchline lands with the kind of shared complicity you can only feel in a true neighborhood theater. From the first beat, the show leans into its audacious title to explore the exhilarating point where kindness stops being a reflex and becomes a choice—then a superpower. Expect a volley of observations on dating, office etiquette, friendship politics, and social performance. The performer’s timing, the pace of the bits, and the sly crowd work feed off the warm acoustics and unfiltered proximity of Le Rideau Rouge, turning each performance into a living, breathing conversation with the room. We set the lights low, let the red velvet glow, and invite Lyon to unbutton its politeness just enough to savor an evening of liberating mischief.

As a venue, we also take pride in presenting work that evolves in real time with the artist’s momentum, and C'est décidé je deviens une connasse arrives at Le Rideau Rouge with freshly honed material and a renewed sense of play. Between tour dates, recordings, and the buzz of digital comedy, our headliner has sharpened the show with new angles and callbacks that respond to today’s conversations around boundaries, confidence, and the delicate art of saying no without apologizing. The set now nods to the fast-moving comedy landscape that keeps France laughing—audiences who binge LOL: Qui rit, sort! or discover breakthrough talents on Jamel Comedy Club will recognize the same appetite for high-impact, contemporary humor, delivered with personality rather than gimmicks. On stage here, that energy is distilled into scenes that move from private life to public spaces in a blink: the passive-aggressive group chat; the meeting where “being nice” quietly costs you; the date that rewards candor instead of compliance. We’ve watched bits tighten week after week, with rhythm and rebuttals fine-tuned in front of our Lyon crowd, and the show now fires on all cylinders—slick, fearless, and delightfully unrepentant.

On stage at Le Rideau Rouge

What makes C'est décidé je deviens une connasse a perfect fit for Le Rideau Rouge is the way it mixes theatrical polish with stand-up spontaneity. From our vantage point in the wings, we see how the staging frames each confession like a snapshot: a handful of props, a change in stance, a raised eyebrow that turns into a grenade. The writing is loaded with quotable lines, but it is the performer’s close contact with the front rows that electrifies the night—tiny sparks of improvisation that belong only to the people in the room. That’s the luxury of seeing it here: the jokes breathe with Lyon’s tempo, and the audience’s personality becomes part of the text. If you’re coming for a first time, arrive early, settle in with a drink, and let the room’s warmth do its magic. We keep the sightlines clean, the sound crisp, and the pacing tight, so the evening rolls by with that festival feeling in miniature. Above all, this is a feel-good riot: a chance to laugh at the little hypocrisies we all indulge, and to leave with the strangely wholesome urge to speak your mind a bit more tomorrow. In other words, the full Le Rideau Rouge experience, dressed in sparkly honesty and unapologetic fun.