C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

At Le Rideau Rouge, an unapologetic night out

At Le Rideau Rouge in Lyon, we are thrilled to open our red-curtained stage to the razor-sharp comedy of C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse. Our room is built for proximity and punchlines: the sightlines are tight, the sound is intimate, and every gasp, giggle, and belly laugh ricochets across the brick and velvet. This is the perfect setting for a show that thrives on audacity and precision. Expect an evening that celebrates the liberating art of saying no, reclaiming space, and confronting everyday absurdities with a joyous lack of apology. From the first beat, the comedian drives a fast, theatrical rhythm, shifting between character work, confessional storytelling, and wickedly observant takedowns of office politics, dating etiquette, family chat groups, and the relentless pressure to be “nice.” Our team primes the room so that each reversal lands and each callback ripples through the crowd—because C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse isn’t just a title, it’s a manifesto brought to life, and Le Rideau Rouge is where that manifesto finds its most responsive audience.

Current artistic momentum, as we see it from the stage

From our vantage point backstage and in the house, the momentum behind this artist is unmistakable. New material has been honed in club-sized laboratories and now blooms on our proscenium with a confidence born of countless late-night tests. Social feeds have lit up with quick-fire bits on burnout culture, micro-awkward moments in open spaces, and the coded rules of group chats—proof that the voice of this show resonates beyond the room. If you track the pulse of French-language comedy, you’ll recognize the kinetic pace audiences love on LOL: Qui rit, sort!, the playful irreverence that streaks through Le Late avec Alain Chabat, and the craft-centered candor heard on Un Bon Moment—energies distilled here into a live set that feels both familiar and defiantly personal. While we won’t spoil the surprises, the evening pivots through sharply drawn scenes, sudden musical snaps, and impromptu exchanges that make each performance singular. As a venue, we relish that living, breathing elasticity: on any given night at Le Rideau Rouge, a tossed-off aside can become the audience’s favorite sketch, and a recurring motif can morph into a roar of recognition that fills our Lyonnaise hall.

The Le Rideau Rouge experience is designed to elevate that connection. Our house staff guides you from foyer to seats with an eye on comfort and timing, so you arrive at the first joke ready to lean in. The room’s calibrated acoustics keep whispers crisp and punchlines crystalline, enabling the performer to shift registers—from conspiratorial hush to full-throttle mockery—without losing a syllable. In keeping with the spirit of C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse, the staging is nimble: minimal set pieces that snap into place, lighting cues that flick from intimate confession to neon rebellion, and a tempo that sustains an arc across roughly the length of a feature film without dropping the comedic thread. Our Lyon neighborhood amplifies the mood too; pre-show cafés and post-show conversations spill out into the slopes of Croix-Rousse, where audiences trade favorite lines and debate the night’s most savage truths. Whether you come for the catharsis of a fearless solo voice or the thrill of being part of a room that laughs in unison, Le Rideau Rouge offers the ideal frame for a show that turns politeness inside out and transforms audacity into communal joy.