C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge welcomes C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge, we love comedy that bites, sparkles, and lets audiences feel gloriously seen, and that is exactly why C'est décidé je deviens une connasse takes pride of place on our stage. This show arrives as a razor-sharp, cathartic portrait of modern life, the kind of laugh-out-loud evening that thrives in our intimate room where every reaction, aside, and improvised jab carries. Expect a quick-fire blend of stand-up energy and theatrical finesse: a performer who strides from confession to confrontation, from sly observation to explosive release, with the red velvet of our house as a partner in mischief. In our venue, timing and proximity are everything; punchlines ricochet, audience cues are picked up in a heartbeat, and the fourth wall is stretched until it feels like you’re part of the plot. C’est un show with rhythm—tight transitions, nimble crowd work, and a pace that keeps you leaning forward—balanced by moments of delicious, knowing silence where the room as a whole inhales together just before the next comic detonation. If you’ve ever wanted a night where sass and self-empowerment meet unapologetic honesty, Le Rideau Rouge is ready to seat you right in the middle of it.

Fresh material, living comedy: what’s on stage now at Le Rideau Rouge

Because our stage is a living laboratory, this season’s incarnation of C'est décidé je deviens une connasse arrives with freshly sharpened beats and new scenic surprises. We’ve seen the set evolve to include crisp new segments that our team has loved cueing: “Mode d’emploi du sans-filtre,” a playful manifesto for saying things out loud; “Checklist de la gentille fille,” a gleeful demolition of people-pleasing; and “Team building: niveau apocalypse,” a corporate survival guide that lands with particular relish in the first rows. You’ll also hear the crowd erupt during “Dîner de famille, mode survie,” where passive-aggressive table talk becomes a sport; and “Applis, algos, amours,” a lightning tour of dating-app madness that benefits from our room’s punchy sound design and pinpoint lighting. In keeping with the show’s spirit, topical riffs rotate into the set—workplace Slack versus WhatsApp chaos, eco-anxiety meets self-care, the influencer’s hustle colliding with very real bills—so that no two nights feel completely identical. That’s part of the thrill of hosting it here: we calibrate each cue to let the spontaneity breathe, so that asides born in the heat of the moment can blossom into mini-sketches of their own. Offstage, the artist’s creative momentum is palpable, with new short-form bits tried in clubs and tightened in rehearsals before earning their place under our red curtain. We’re proud to be the Lyon room where these pieces find their best version, where the laughter is immediate, and where a knowing glance can become a standing laugh simply because the performer, the audience, and Le Rideau Rouge are tuned to the same frequency.

Every performance of C'est décidé je deviens une connasse at Le Rideau Rouge is crafted as a full-room experience, from house lights to last bow. Our technical crew primes the space for quick scene pivots, which means the comic’s changes of tempo land with snap and clarity; the sound is intimate enough to catch a whispered barb and robust enough to let the roar of a payoff fill every corner. Sightlines are deliberately tight, so even the back rows feel close, and that intimacy makes the interactive flourishes—those sly questions tossed to the audience, the playful call-backs to someone’s earlier comment—feel genuinely shared. We take particular care with pacing: pre-show ambience sets the tone, transitions keep momentum high, and the wave of laughter shapes the next beat in real time. Whether you come as a group of friends plotting a mischievous night out or as a solo comedy connoisseur hunting the next cult favorite, you’ll find that our room amplifies the show’s liberating thesis: claim your space, drop the filters, and laugh without apology. And if you’ve been following the material as it grows, you’ll appreciate how the newest bits slot in alongside crowd favorites—our brochure nods to “Service après-vente du bonheur,” a cheeky detour into the commerce of self-improvement; and “Réunion de bureau: bingo du bullshit,” which reliably turns everyday office jargon into a gleeful, collective in-joke. On our stage, these sketches aren’t just seen; they’re felt, timed to the breath of the audience, and delivered with the joyous velocity that makes Le Rideau Rouge the perfect home for a night that revels in the art of saying what everyone else only dares to think.