C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge welcomes C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge, we curate nights that feel tailor-made for our intimate, red-draped stage, and C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse fits the room like a glove. Expect razor-sharp wit anchored in everyday life: a playful manifesto for boundaries, boldness, and unapologetic self-respect that lands with irresistible comic rhythm. From the moment the lights warm the velvet curtain, the performer treats our audience as confidants, building a lively complicity that is central to the show’s charm in our Lyon setting. Our team has shaped the staging to emphasize proximity—quick-fire asides, nimble physicality, and spontaneous crowd exchanges that reward being in the room. You’ll hear barbed observations about work etiquette, dating double standards, and the performative kindness that often masks control, all handled with warmth and a subversive grin. The show’s energy thrives on precision timing and interactive beats; in our space, the laughs roll back in waves, encouraging the artist to push further with callbacks, improvisations, and a pace that feels both crafted and thrillingly alive.

Artistic momentum you can feel on our stage

We have programmed this date because the artist’s current momentum is impossible to ignore: a growing presence on the French comedy circuit, new material honed in clubs, and a tone that captures the zeitgeist of assertive, self-aware humor. Without revealing surprises, the set nods to contemporary references that our audience instantly recognizes, the kind that have animated popular French formats such as LOL: Qui rit, sort!, Le Paname Comedy Club, and the mischievous spirit of Connasse, princesse des coeurs. Those touchstones—filtered through the artist’s voice—become fuel for fresh stories about emotional labor, blurred social rules, and the art of saying no with style. On our stage, that currency translates into an agile hour of comedy that moves from quick sketches to longer narrative arcs, the kind of build that makes each laugh land harder than the last. The tour is evolving week by week, and we take pride in hosting a version that is especially tuned to Lyon’s appetite for smart, cheeky humor, with topical beats that keep the evening as current as your group chat.

Because Le Rideau Rouge is purpose-built for this register of comedy—close enough to catch a glance, spacious enough to let every punchline breathe—the show’s textures stand out: tight storytelling, brisk act-outs, and rhythmic refrains that become running jokes with the room. The performer alternates between confessional candor and mock “training sessions” in how to reclaim one’s voice, turning the audience into co-conspirators who test, tease, and triumph together. Our technical crew has leaned into a simple, dynamic design so the writing stays front and center, using just the right shifts in light and sound to underline climactic beats without breaking the flow. If your idea of a perfect night in Lyon combines lively banter, cathartic laughter, and the sensation of witnessing a set being sharpened right before your eyes, C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse at Le Rideau Rouge delivers the experience with verve. Arrive ready to lean in, speak up, and relish a comedy moment that embraces attitude as a performing art—all the more potent when shared in a room that loves to laugh.