C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

At Le Rideau Rouge: C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

From our vantage point at Le Rideau Rouge, where the stage sits just an arm’s length from the first row and every punchline reverberates through red velvet and warm brick, C'est décidé je deviens une connasse lands like a sparkling manifesto. The show thrives on proximity: seated close to the action, audiences feel every raised eyebrow, every strategic pause, every conspiratorial whisper as the performer builds an unapologetic persona with biting charm. This is a gleefully precise anatomy of confidence—how it sounds, how it moves, and how it unsettles. Our technical team has shaped a nimble lighting and sound design that keeps the pace crisp and playful, matching a narrative that zigzags from office micro-politics to dating etiquette, from brunch diplomacy to the social theater of group chats. At Le Rideau Rouge, this staging amplifies the improvisational electricity of the piece; the audience is not just watching a character grow more audacious, they become co-conspirators in the transformation. The result is a roomwide grin that stretches from the front tables to the back banquettes, punctuated by quick-fire asides and punchlines that make you recognize your own polished—and occasionally prickly—survival tactics.

On-stage now and in the artist’s news

Our programming team has seen this set evolve in real time, an onstage workshop that keeps pace with the city’s pulse. The artist currently road-tests fresh angles between club appearances and new short-form bits released online, a momentum that feeds directly into the Le Rideau Rouge performances. Expect living, breathing material that shifts from night to night, with recurring highlights like Mode d’emploi de la connasse bienveillante, Priorité à la mauvaise foi, Réunion Teams à 18h59, Brunch de baby shower, and Masterclass de la répartie. These segments slide seamlessly into the broader arc of the evening, where the persona calibrates their legendary sang-froid to dismantle clichés, confront everyday double standards, and coach the crowd through the delicate art of saying no—with style. If you follow the contemporary comedy scene, you’ll recognize the quick cuts and confessionals that echo the tempo of popular formats such as Quotidien, Roast Battle France, Montreux Comedy Festival 2024, or the candid, long-form conversations that thrive on podcasts like A bientôt de te revoir. Yet at Le Rideau Rouge, the material finds its most intimate form: you see the gears turn, the lines sharpen, and the audience’s laughter shape the next comeback.

What makes this Lyon run distinctive is how the piece converses with the room. The show is built for the cabaret scale of Le Rideau Rouge, where a raised glass can become a prop, a surprised glance turns into a setup, and a ripple of laughter cues a new detour. The set we welcome here balances razor-edged observation with a generous sense of play, folding micro-sketches into the flow: Kit de survie pour dîner de famille, Guide de la réunionite, Check-list du date 2.0, and La diplomatie du WhatsApp de groupe arrive like wry how‑to manuals for daily life. Our schedule allows the artist to slip in brand-new tags and callbacks between performances, so regulars often catch lines being born on our stage before they travel further afield. In the room, the energy is intimate but never small: you feel the courage it takes to embrace the persona, the relief when it lands, and the gravity-defying confidence that comes from refusing to apologize for a well-aimed boundary. For us at Le Rideau Rouge, that is the thrill—hosting a show that crackles with present-tense risk, where every beat feels handcrafted for Lyon, and where the audience leaves hearing their inner monologue a few decibels louder and a lot funnier.