C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

At Le Rideau Rouge: a razor-sharp evening with C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

From our stage at Le Rideau Rouge, C'est décidé je deviens une connasse lands with the kind of timing, nerve, and intimacy that our Lyon audience loves. The show’s premise is delightfully simple yet disarmingly deep: what happens when a “nice person” decides to set boundaries, say no, and reclaim a little unapologetic edge? Guided by a performer whose timing turns everyday awkwardness into laugh-out-loud set pieces, the evening toggles between punchy stand-up, character-driven sketches, and moments of cheeky audience rapport. In our low-lit room—close to the performer, close to the joke—you’ll recognize office micro-aggressions, family dinners gone sideways, WhatsApp groups that never sleep, and dating-app etiquette turned deliciously upside down. We curate the experience so the punchlines hit cleanly: crisp sound, just-so lighting, and a pace that builds, releases, and invites you back in for more. The result is a night that feels confessional and conspiratorial—a shared wink that carries long after the last applause.

Artistic buzz and the momentum behind the mic

As a venue, we’ve watched this artist’s momentum rise in step with a wider French comedy moment that’s vibrant, digital-first, and decidedly personal. The show here is a centerpiece of that energy: new punchlines are honed, transitions are tightened, and fresh tags appear between performances, keeping returning guests on their toes. Around the scene, audiences are flocking to formats and series that set the tone for contemporary humor—Paname Comedy Club (Canal+), Montreux Comedy 2023–2024, Le Marrakech du Rire 2024, Le Late avec Alain Chabat, and Hot Ones – Version Française—touchstones whose fast, incisive rhythm resonates with the material in C'est décidé je deviens une connasse. In parallel with this date at Le Rideau Rouge, the performer cultivates bite-sized moments for social platforms, teasing the show’s backbone themes—assertiveness, self-respect, and the art of the boundary—with the kind of quotable lines that naturally go viral. Our team sees the ripple effect in real time: faster sellouts, lively post-show conversations in the foyer, and a growing chorus of word-of-mouth that stretches well beyond Lyon.

What you’ll hear on our stage is a spirited guide to life’s small rebellions. There’s the “polite email” that takes five drafts before it finally says what it means; the group invitation you can’t escape; the meeting that should have been an email; the taxi ride that becomes a test of patience; the date that slides from promising to performative in under three minutes. The performer leans into physicality—an eyebrow, a tilt of the head, a beat of silence—so that a whole character appears in an instant. Our room’s intimacy amplifies those micro-gestures, giving the jokes a close-up punch. Expect callbacks that stitch scenes together, playful audience addresses that never cross the line, and slow-burn setups that detonate just when you think the topic has moved on. Whether you arrive with a group of friends or solo, you’ll find yourself laughing in recognition at the little acts of self-protection that modern life demands. At Le Rideau Rouge, we’re proud to host a show that lets you practice, for one joyous evening, the art of saying exactly what you mean—no footnotes, no apologies, just big laughter and a sharper spine for tomorrow.