C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

A sharp-tongued night out at Le Rideau Rouge

At Le Rideau Rouge in Lyon, we love evenings when our stage becomes a confidante for unfiltered truth, and C'est décidé je deviens une connasse fits that promise with gleeful precision. Set in our intimate room—where the brick-red backdrop and close sightlines add warmth and mischief to every punchline—the show invites you to abandon polite reflexes for one cathartic hour of unapologetic honesty. From the first beat, our audience will recognize that familiar tug-of-war between being “nice” and being truthful: the open-plan office nightmare, the WhatsApp group that never sleeps, the performative brunch, the smile you hold a second too long. The performer leans into that tension with a pace and presence built for Le Rideau Rouge: crisp timing, daring improvisations with the front row, and a rhythm that lets laughter swell and settle without ever losing the thread. Expect a playful tightrope walk between razor wit and good humor, staged with the kind of proximity that makes every raised eyebrow and sotto voce aside feel like it’s meant just for your table.

Artistic momentum, media buzz, and a night tailored to Lyon

We host this date at Le Rideau Rouge as the performer’s momentum grows across the national circuit, with new material being sharpened in clubs and additional tour stops surfacing as word of mouth spreads. If you follow contemporary French comedy, you’ll recognize the cultural ecosystem that shapes the evening’s tone: the incisive, conversational energy you might have seen on programs like Quotidien, Le Late avec Alain Chabat, or in Montreux Comedy specials pairs naturally with the show’s audacity. That wider buzz matters to us as a venue, because it tells us audiences are hungry for comedy that names the small hypocrisies of everyday life—workplace “feedback” that is anything but, the defensive self-care mantra used like armor, the awkward etiquette of dating apps. We’ve tuned the room for that experience: swift entry, a warm welcome, and a stage picture that puts the performer’s expressions and micro-pauses front and center. It’s comedy for people who savor the moment between a shared gasp and the explosion of laughter that follows.

On the night, C'est décidé je deviens une connasse reveals itself as more than a collection of bits: it’s a live anatomy of boundaries drawn (and redrawn) in real time. Our favorite moments are the ones that turn social friction into connection—when the performer reframes “being difficult” as the courage to say no, and the room answers with a knowing roar. The set moves through everyday battlegrounds with a precision that our acoustics relish: the meeting that could have been an email, the family dinner where the same question is asked for the hundredth time, the friend who insists on “just being honest.” Between sections, we often feel the performer listening to the audience as carefully as we listen to them, making space for spontaneous detours that only happen in a venue like Le Rideau Rouge. Arrive early to find your preferred vantage point, settle in, and let Lyon’s most candid night out do its work; we’ll handle the rest—lights, sound, and the finely tuned hush that falls just before the line everyone will repeat at the bar on the way out.