C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

C'est décidé je deviens une connasse at Le Rideau Rouge

At Le Rideau Rouge in Lyon, we are delighted to welcome audiences for a biting, unapologetically modern comedy experience: C'est décidé je deviens une connasse. Our intimate room is made for this kind of up-close encounter with a sharp stage persona—close enough to catch every raised eyebrow, every weaponized smile, and every perfectly timed pause that flips politeness on its head. Inspired by the irreverent cultural wave that turned everyday contradictions into a playground for wit, the show speaks to anyone who has ever felt urged to “be nice” when what they really needed was clarity, boundaries, and a dash of audacity. On our stage, that transformation becomes theatrical: the polite façade gives way to a fabulously assertive alter ego, and Lyon’s spectators, known for their love of bold-to-the-bone humor, get a front-row seat to watch the metamorphosis. Expect observational comedy about office hierarchies, dating codes, family politics, and social media commandments, spiked with a sense of empowerment that keeps laughter ricocheting across the room. At Le Rideau Rouge, we shape the lighting and sound to amplify every comeback and make the room thrum with conspiratorial glee.

A sharp, contemporary comedy experience

C'est décidé je deviens une connasse is very much of the moment. The performer behind this hit lives in the now: touring, testing fresh material in clubs, releasing short-form videos, and feeding a fast-growing fan base that shares clips by the thousand. The tone chimes with today’s comedy currents, frequently highlighted in broadcasts like Quotidien and Clique, and even the radio sphere of La Bande Originale or Rire & Chansons, where the culture of sly one-liners and razor-edged character studies is thriving. If the title calls to mind the rebellious energy of Canal+ cult bits such as Connasse, that’s no accident—this is the same school of frank, fearless humor, retooled for a live room where timing and audience complicity are everything. On our stage, the set pivots from micro-gestures of everyday passive-aggression to big theatrical turns—mock masterclasses in “strategic indifference,” survival guides for office politics, and sincere confessions that detour into gleeful takedowns. The show evolves night by night, with topical nods and improvised exchanges that keep regulars guessing and newcomers howling. As a venue, we relish this living, breathing approach; it matches the pulse of Le Rideau Rouge and our crowd’s taste for comedy that knows exactly where to prod.

What will the evening feel like at Le Rideau Rouge? First, the room: warm, focused, comfortably close to the performer so that every aside lands like it’s shared between friends. Our team calibrates the sound to preserve the grain of the voice—the half-whispered conspiracy, the sudden bark of disbelief—while lights carve crisp frames around each shift from sweetness to steel. We see audiences arrive in clusters—colleagues ready to swap office horror stories, couples primed for a cathartic date night, groups of friends eager to adopt the show’s unapologetic motto—and leave quoting favorite punchlines. In recent months, the artistic momentum around C'est décidé je deviens une connasse has only accelerated: new beats are being workshopped, social clips circulate widely, and the set tightens with the discipline of a full-scale tour. On certain nights, playful Q&A detours invite the room to confess their own “connasse” moments, sparking riffs that belong uniquely to Lyon. Our promise as the host is simple: a seat with a clear line of sight, a bar that keeps conversation going before and after, and an atmosphere that turns a clever idea into a communal burst of laughter—only at Le Rideau Rouge.