C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

At Le Rideau Rouge, Lyon: C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge, we are delighted to welcome the unapologetically sharp and wildly relatable C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse, a comedic rallying cry for anyone who has ever smiled through gritted teeth and now wants to reclaim their voice. From our intimate stage in Lyon, this show blossoms into a playful manifesto about boundaries, self-respect, and the hilarious social gymnastics of modern life. The comedian skewers office politics, social media posturing, awkward brunches, and the minefield of dating with a rhythm that swings between punchline precision and theatrical finesse. Our room’s close-up acoustics and warm sightlines heighten the connection; each aside, raised eyebrow, or whispered confession lands as if it were meant for you alone. The performance thrives on audience complicity—call-backs and quick-fire improvisations make every night a little different—yet the spine of the piece remains a cohesive journey from people-pleasing to power-claiming. We’ve tuned our lights and sound to frame these tonal shifts, allowing the bravado to shimmer and the vulnerability to breathe, so that every beat of humor hits cleanly and every twinge of recognition feels earned.

As hosts, we’ve seen the material evolve in recent weeks with new sections that mirror how our audiences in Lyon live today—hybrid work, constant pings, performative wellness, and the myth of being “chill” at all costs. Expect mercilessly funny slices of life with playful labels that announce their targets before the first laugh arrives: “Réunion Teams à 18h59” pokes at late-meeting martyrdom; “Le syndrome de la meuf sympa” dissects the social script of saying yes when you mean no; and “Checklist du couple parfait” charms and detonates in equal measure. The show’s cadence pivots from razor-blade one-liners to character comedy, complete with micro-acts where posture, breath, and silence become punchlines of their own. The artist’s current creative streak leans into topical bits about etiquette-on-demand—ghosting, oversharing, the tyranny of group chats—while keeping the heart of the evening rooted in empowerment. We’ve programmed the set to let the laughter stack, crest, and crash, giving the audience space to roar, point, and nudge the friend who “totally does that.” This season’s version carries fresh transitions and tightened callbacks that reward careful listeners—and the final third feels bigger, brighter, and bolder than ever.

Artistic momentum and what to expect at Le Rideau Rouge

Le Rideau Rouge cherishes the immediacy that great comedy creates, and C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse thrives in that close-range spark. The performance slips easily across stand-up, storytelling, and mini-scenes, with a stagecraft that favors precision over spectacle: clean washes, punchy blackouts, and music cues that snap us from office corridors to messy kitchens to the battlefield of the group text. Audiences who binge the new wave of French comedy will recognize the show’s contemporary pulse, resonating with the energy seen across recent comedy showcases like Jamel Comedy Club, the latest editions of Montreux Comedy Festival, off-stage conversations on La Bande Originale, and the pop-culture reflexes often dissected on Quotidien. Here, that same energy is distilled into an hour-plus of laughter that feels tailor-made for our Lyon crowd: direct, playful, and quick to turn shared experiences into collective catharsis. From the first wink of defiance to the final crescendo, our team guides the atmosphere—welcoming, lively, and just rowdy enough to keep the comic/audience rapport sparkling. Bring your best friends, your office nemesis, or your inner people-pleaser: in our red-curtained home, this show gives permission to be braver, louder, and joyfully, deliberately “connasse,” if only for one liberating night.