C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge welcomes C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge, we are delighted to host C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse, a razor-sharp comedy experience that thrives on intimacy, complicity, and the delight of watching a performer spar with a room in real time. Our stage is built for proximity: punchlines land a heartbeat away from your seat, eye contact becomes part of the script, and laughter ripples from the front row to the back as the show unpacks the everyday gymnastics of people-pleasing, boundary-setting, and the art of finally saying “no.” Expect quickfire character work, confessional set-ups, and crowd moments that turn the theater into an accomplice. The title is a promise and a provocation; what unfolds is a liberating roadmap to unapologetic self-confidence, delivered with audacity, warmth, and an instinct for timing that keeps the room on a tightrope between recognition and surprise. Whether you come with friends, a partner, or solo, the chemistry between audience and artist is the engine of the evening, and our team at Le Rideau Rouge primes the room—lights, sound, and seating—to amplify every beat.

Current momentum and what to expect on stage

Arriving at Le Rideau Rouge with vivid momentum, the artist behind C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse has honed a voice that feels unmistakably of the moment: playful, incisive, and unapologetically personal. Her recent work leans into the energy of contemporary stand-up—shorter, sharper bits born in clubs and refined in front of real audiences—while drawing on theatrical instincts that give the set shape and narrative lift. If your watchlist includes touchstones of today’s scene such as Jamel Comedy Club, Marrakech du Rire 2024, the Montreux Comedy Festival galas, Le Paname Comedy Club on Canal+, Un Bon Moment, or Zen, you’ll recognize the modern pulse: punchy premises, relationship autopsies, cringe-inducing office politics, and the sly cultural observations that begin as a whisper and end in a collective “that’s so true.” On our stage, this becomes a guided misbehavior: a curriculum in claiming space, told through dating disasters, family summits that go sideways, and professional “feedback sessions” where smiles hide power plays. The artist’s current tour rhythm means new tags, fresher transitions, and topical detours that keep each performance alive to the day’s mood.

Le Rideau Rouge is the ideal frame for this show’s kinetic pace. Our intimate acoustics sharpen timing and let asides breathe, so the throwaway line after a laugh gets the reaction it deserves. You can expect a set that moves—opening salvo, character snapshots, a central confession where the thesis crystallizes, and a final sprint of callbacks that tie the evening together. We’ve dialed in the technical design to privilege presence over spectacle: warm washes, quick light pivots for character beats, and a crisp mix that captures every whisper and punch. The artist plays with the room—questions, glances, and the occasional audience dare—so your reactions genuinely help shape the ride. And because the current phase of the project is artistically active, you may catch a never-before-tested angle or a brand-new closer, forged here before it circulates more widely. For us at Le Rideau Rouge, that’s the joy: to host a show that feels both meticulously crafted and thrillingly live, a comedy experience that invites you to step out smiling a little taller, and maybe a little more “connasse,” in the best possible way.