C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge welcomes C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

From our stage at Le Rideau Rouge, we are delighted to welcome audiences into the sharp, playful, and delightfully audacious world of C'est décidé je deviens une connasse. In our intimate theater, the show’s comedic voltage is felt in every row: you can hear the pace of the punchlines, see the mischief in an arched eyebrow, and sense the collective nods of recognition when the text skewers everyday hypocrisy. Our team loves programming works that spark conversation as much as laughter, and this title has become a perfect match for the room: agile, contemporary, and built around the living electricity between performer and audience. With a staging that allows quick shifts between characters and viewpoints, the piece examines modern life—its high-speed contradictions, the pressure to “be nice,” and the joyful rebellion of setting boundaries—while keeping the rhythm bright and the humor razor-clean. At Le Rideau Rouge, that means the laughter rolls like a wave, then settles into the kind of silence where you can hear people smiling.

A timely, witty, and relatable presence on our stage

For us, the pleasure of presenting C'est décidé je deviens une connasse lies in its blend of theatrical craft and relatable comedy. The artist uses precision writing to animate scenes that feel ripped from a group chat: the exhausting politeness of the office kitchen, the micro-aggressions disguised as compliments, the “self-care” rituals that gradually become performance art. Our room’s proximity amplifies these moments; when a quip lands or a knowing aside slips out, it travels instantly from stage to balcony. Beyond the laughs, what stands out is the show’s compassion: it doesn’t simply celebrate becoming blunt—it celebrates becoming honest, with yourself and with others. Here, the celebrated “connasse” is not meanness for meanness’s sake; it’s the frank refusal to apologize for existing, working, loving, and daring. This season, we’ve watched audiences lean forward at those turns: the shifts from sarcasm to sincerity, the sparkle of an improvised response to a spectator’s chuckle, the quick callback that ties together threads you didn’t realize were being woven. It is the kind of theatrical experience Le Rideau Rouge was built for: dynamic, present, and a little bit dangerous in the best way.

Our production team has tailored the experience to the venue’s unique acoustics and sightlines so that every beat of C'est décidé je deviens une connasse lands with clarity. A clean lighting design lets the performer slip between characters without losing pace, while musical stings and discreet sound cues punctuate the show’s comic architecture. The text moves with the rhythm of real life—family dinners, office corridors, dating-app notifications—then opens up into set pieces that transform the mundane into pure theatrical fun. The audience’s role is essential here: their reactions shape the tempo, their laughter becomes a second soundtrack, and their complicity fuels the night’s cheeky esprit. We love how the show speaks to Lyon’s appetite for intelligent comedy that still feels welcoming and warm; you can come with friends, a date, or even solo, and find yourself sharing jokes with strangers in the lobby afterwards. Bringing this title to Le Rideau Rouge is our way of celebrating a strand of contemporary French humor that is brisk, lucid, and liberating—and giving it a room where every beat, gasp, and giggle can be felt in real time.