C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

At Le Rideau Rouge, “C’est décidé je deviens une connasse” takes the spotlight

From our intimate stage at Le Rideau Rouge in Lyon, we are delighted to present “C’est décidé je deviens une connasse,” a razor-edged comedy that thrives on proximity, pace, and audience complicity. The show’s premise is deliciously simple: stop apologizing, start owning the room. In our theater’s warm red glow and close sightlines, the performer’s asides, raised eyebrow, and lightning comebacks land with surgical precision, turning everyday etiquette traps into laugh-out-loud liberation. Our technical team has tailored lighting cues and sharp sound stings to punctuate punchlines and amplify those quick pivots from sweetness to sass, while the room’s natural acoustics keep the timing crisp. Whether it’s the chaos of group chats, the polite warfare of family dinners, or the minefield of dating apps, the set is a joyful masterclass in asserting boundaries without losing charm. Here at Le Rideau Rouge, that balance—between bite and benevolence—plays irresistibly with our audience, who relish being in on the joke from the first beat.

A comedian in full momentum, brought to you by Le Rideau Rouge

Hosting this show at Le Rideau Rouge lets us showcase an artist in peak form, in step with the zeitgeist and constantly refreshing material for our Lyon crowd. The evening’s spine is built on sharply observed miniatures that have become signposts for fans: sketchs such as “Le stage d’assertivité,” “Le date en 12 règles,” “Réunion de bureau: mode survie,” and “La copine toxique” connect instantly because they mirror daily negotiations between niceness and nerve. Alongside these crowd favorites, recent bits premiered in Lyon—“Le brunch de l’enfer” and “Le CRM de la séduction”—bring new angles, pacing, and audience interaction that our room’s configuration invites. The cadence is brisk, the callbacks are clever, and the transitions—from faux coaching to mock job interview to explosive inner monologue—are tightened by our booth’s rhythmic lighting and sound design. From our vantage point, you can feel the momentum: a comedian whose comic muscle is strengthened by relentless writing, a taste for risk, and the pleasure of trying things live, in real time, with an audience ready to play along.

What makes this date at Le Rideau Rouge special is how the performer leverages the room’s closeness to turn confession into collective catharsis. There’s physical comedy that thrives in the first rows, quick-fire banter with the balcony, and a mischievous sense of timing that lets silence be as funny as the punchline. The show toggles between persona and person, exaggeration and honesty, transforming small irritations into big theatrical payoffs. We’ve shaped the stage picture to foreground that duality: a minimalist set that puts the mic, the body, and the text at the center, with visual punctuation marks that underline reversals and callbacks without ever stealing focus. Expect deft shifts from roleplay to direct address, “self-help” parodies that spiral delightfully off-script, and a finale that leaves the room buzzing. At Le Rideau Rouge, we love comedy that listens as much as it talks; “C’est décidé je deviens une connasse” does exactly that—meeting the crowd where they are, then lifting them a few inches higher with each laugh.