C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge presents C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge in Lyon, we relish shows that thrive on proximity, quickfire exchange, and the sort of mischievous intimacy only a red-curtained room can offer. That is exactly why C'est décidé je deviens une connasse finds such a natural home on our stage. The title telegraphs a playful revolt: a comedic rite of passage from chronic niceness to confident boundaries, delivered with razor timing and a wink to anyone who has apologized too much, nodded along in meetings, or swallowed their sharpest comeback. From our vantage point in the wings, what stands out is the way the performer makes every seat feel like the front row—side-eye and asides landing with equal precision in the first and last rows. We’ve tuned the room for the pace of this show: warm lights, crisp sound, and enough hush in the air to let a tossed-off whisper detonate into laughter. The result is a lively tête-à-tête with Lyon’s audiences, a night where the punchlines hit, the subtext is delicious, and the catharsis rings out just long enough for you to savor it.

On our stage, C'est décidé je deviens une connasse unfolds as a spirited survival manual for the age of inbox overload and infinite group chats. The set keeps a nimble rhythm: a burst of physical comedy here, a faux-serious TED-style “lesson” there, a sly callback that snowballs into a proper roar. Without ever feeling didactic, the material threads through office diplomacy, dating-app choreography, family negotiations, pop-psych lingo, and the endless performance of social media. Patterns emerge—the cost of people-pleasing, the pleasure of saying no, the art of the well-timed silence—and the audience rides each pattern to its gleeful collapse. If your recent comedy diet includes programs such as Montreux Comedy Festival, Le Paname Comedy Club, Jamel Comedy Club, or late-night segments sampled across feeds, you’ll recognize the same contemporary pulse here: observational humor tuned to the tempo of now. Our team has shaped the room so the improvisations land cleanly; when the performer steps off-script to volley with the crowd, the spontaneity becomes part of the architecture. It’s the kind of night where collective laughter transforms into shared permission to be a little bolder the next morning.

A fresh season and a fearless comic voice at Le Rideau Rouge

This season at Le Rideau Rouge, the show returns with fresh beats and topical angles woven into its core premise, keeping each performance alive to the week’s conversations. Expect new riffs on workplace rules that no longer fit, group-text etiquette, and the gentle, hilarious dismantling of all those micro-obligations that siphon joy from daily life. We love how this piece keeps evolving: the structure is sturdy enough to carry the night, but porous enough to welcome a flash of news, a local reference, or an audience confession turned punchline. For spectators who follow today’s comedy through short-form clips or recent variety showcases—think the kinetic energy you find circulating around Drôles de Villes or the tight, crowd-aware rhythms popularized on televised stand-up blocks—the show channels that same modern sensibility while feeling unmistakably theatrical in our room. As hosts, we’ve built the evening around comfort and clarity: smooth entry, unhurried bar service, precise cues, and the kind of after-show buzz that lingers in the aisles. C'est décidé je deviens une connasse is more than a title; in this space, it becomes a shared mood—comic, candid, and disarmingly liberating—crafted to bloom under our lights and echo down our corridors as the audience filters back into Lyon’s night.