C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge welcomes C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse

From the first lighting cue to the final ovation, we at Le Rideau Rouge are delighted to host C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse, a sharp, fast-paced one-woman comedy that feels tailor-made for our intimate red-velvet room in Lyon. The show thrives on proximity: the performer plays with the front rows, catches whispers, and turns the smallest reaction into a cascade of punchlines, which our compact acoustics proudly amplify. The staging is deliberately agile—minimal props, crisp sound stingers, and quick light changes—so the energy never dips. On our stage, the character’s transformation from “too nice to say no” to unflinching self-assertion becomes a theatrical game of mirrors, balancing bite with charm. The audience recognizes themselves in office corridors, family dinners, group chats, and awkward dates; we hear the laughter ripple differently each night as new angles emerge. Our team has tailored the sound to spotlight the rhythm of the punchlines and the musical interludes, while the warm wash of our lights keeps the action close, confessional, and irresistibly conspiratorial.

Current artistic momentum, seen from our stage

Part of the electricity we feel in the room comes from the artist’s current creative momentum. Recent short-form pieces have been buzzing online and priming audiences before they even reach our doors, including sketch snapshots like Le brunch des copines, Réunion RH: bienveillance obligatoire, and Mode avion sur la vie sociale, each distilling the spirit of the show into sharp, replayable beats. That freshness carries onto our stage: we witness new tags sneaking into familiar routines, spontaneous callbacks to a laugh from the back row, and Lyon-flavored asides that nod to our neighborhood’s rhythm. As a venue, we love how this material morphs in real time; punchlines land with precision, but the performer leaves just enough room to surf reactions and build a communal rhythm. Our technicians have leaned into that live-wire quality, timing transitions to let applause breathe and to make space for the glances and pauses that turn a good joke into a memorable moment. The result is a performance that feels both meticulously crafted and joyously alive—an ideal match for the close-knit ambience of Le Rideau Rouge.

Night after night, C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse unfolds here as a series of kinetic character studies: the friend who can’t set boundaries, the colleague negotiating office politics, the partner rewriting the rules of domestic diplomacy. In our seats, you’ll hear expertly structured bits—such as Coaching en audace appliquée, Dîner de famille: mode survie, and Masterclass du “non”—that escalate with theatrical precision, leading to cathartic bursts of laughter. The show runs at a brisk, no-intermission pace, and we recommend arriving early to settle in; our ushers are on hand to guide you to sightlines that maximize the performer’s micro-expressions and the quick-fire callbacks. Expect a playful dose of interaction (front-row guests, you’ve been warned), a soundtrack that snaps into the punchlines, and lighting cues that outline each transformation with cinematic clarity. Our room’s scale keeps every seat close to the action, so you catch the sly smirks, the eye-rolls, and the triumphant beats of self-discovery that define the evening. It’s the kind of performance that leaves our foyer humming afterward, as audiences trade favorite moments all the way out onto the Croix-Rousse streets.