C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

At Le Rideau Rouge, irreverence takes center stage

At Le Rideau Rouge, we are delighted to welcome the audacious, razor-sharp comedy of C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse, a title that already announces the bold tone of the evening. Our stage is built for intimacy and immediacy, the kind of room where a raised eyebrow, a caustic aside, or a perfectly timed silence can ripple through the audience from the front row to the very back. Expect a fast-paced flow of wit and self-deprecation, with the performer turning daily micro-aggressions, romantic near-misses, and office politics into irresistible set pieces. We have tuned the lighting and sound to underscore those snap-turns from confessional to punchline, letting the show’s satirical bite bloom without losing the warmth and complicity that make live comedy here so addictive. In short: it’s the kind of night our venue loves to host—smart, playful, and gloriously unfiltered.

Fresh momentum and a show that keeps evolving

We are welcoming C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse at a moment when the artist’s momentum is unmistakable. Touring has sharpened the writing and timing; new beats have been woven in this season, keeping the show deliciously alive from one city to the next. Between dates, the performer continues to test fresh ideas in short-form formats and special appearances, feeding the stage with material that feels current, lived-in, and fearlessly candid. That agile creative loop is palpable at Le Rideau Rouge: the set breathes with improvisational sparks, audience banter, and topical nods that make each performance unique to Lyon. The staging here favors precision without stiffness—quick transitions, clean lines, and a sense of play that lets the star’s charisma carry the room. Whether you come for the spicy social observations or the unapologetic self-reinvention at the heart of the title, you’ll find a show polished by the road yet constantly refreshed for the night you’re here.

From the venue’s side, we’ve leaned into everything that makes this piece sing in our space: close-up energy, crisp acoustics, and the sense of shared mischief that comes from laughing together in a room designed for connection. C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse thrives on complicity with the crowd, and our team is attentive to those fine-grained details—seating flow, sightlines, and the pacing of the evening—so the artist can push the satire to its most delicious extremes. Expect moments where the audience becomes part of the game, stories that skid from the dating battlefield to the myth of “effortless perfection,” and wry strategies for embracing one’s inner anti-people-pleaser. It’s a ride of catharsis and sharp humor that fits Le Rideau Rouge like a glove: intimate, spirited, and proudly human, with just enough bite to keep you grinning all the way home.