C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge welcomes C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge in Lyon, we are delighted to open our stage to C'est décidé je deviens une connasse, a razor-sharp comedic whirlwind that turns everyday politeness upside down and invites you to embrace unapologetic honesty. From our vantage point in the house, we see how quickly this show converts a roomful of strangers into a conspiratorial crowd: laughter rolls from the first beat as office etiquette, dating scripts, family expectations, and social-media virtue signaling are skewered with wit and theatrical finesse. The format moves nimbly between stand-up, character sketches, and moments of audience play, using the intimacy of Le Rideau Rouge to create a sense of shared mischief. Expect a rhythm that feels contemporary and incisive, built for a live room where every raised eyebrow and quick rejoinder lands with precision. In our hall, the red velvet warmth and close sightlines amplify the comedic voltage, turning confessions and punchlines alike into a communal sport.

Artistic momentum and what you’ll experience on our stage

The artistic energy behind this season’s performances at Le Rideau Rouge is unmistakably current: the writing feels newly sharpened, the flow confidently paced, and the set refreshed with topical angles that resonate with Lyon’s audiences. On our stage, C'est décidé je deviens une connasse unfolds like a manifesto delivered with a smile—pep talk meets roast—where career “soft skills,” relationship boundaries, and the cult of the “perfect self” are examined with a cool head and a hot sense of humor. The show’s structure favors crescendos: quick observational jabs, character-driven scenes that escalate, and callbacks that thread the evening into a cohesive narrative. We’ve tuned lights and sound to keep transitions clean and cinematic—crisp musical stings, discreet changes of tone, and a minimal, elegant set that lets performance and punchline take center stage. Because our venue encourages closeness, spectators often become accomplices; the performer reads the room with agility, tapping into the playful spirit that defines a great night out at Le Rideau Rouge.

For comedy lovers attuned to contemporary French humor, the sensibility here will feel at once timely and gloriously irreverent. If you enjoy the social satire and character bite that made formats like Connasse on Canal+ a cultural touchstone, the agile edit mentality of Bref, or the high-wire laugh-or-you’re-out energy of LOL: Qui rit, sort!, you’ll recognize the lineage—reframed for the immediacy of live performance in our Lyon theater. We curate shows that champion personality-forward writing and room-aware improvisation, and this piece slots perfectly into that ethos: smart without posturing, audacious without cynicism, lively without losing emotional truth. Arrive early, let the atmosphere of Le Rideau Rouge pull you in, and be ready for an evening where the mask of “being nice” slips—replaced by candor, quick-fire repartee, and the delicious catharsis of saying the quiet part out loud. In this space, we celebrate artists who refine their craft in front of audiences, and we’re thrilled to host a production whose humor is as relatable as it is fearless.