C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge welcomes C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge, we love nights when the room starts buzzing even before the house lights dim, and C'est décidé je deviens une connasse is precisely that kind of event. In our intimate Lyon theatre, the red velvet, tight acoustics, and close-up sightlines turn every punchline into a shared secret between artist and audience. This show takes aim at the daily grind with razor-sharp timing: the social codes nobody agreed to, the emails that steal your weekend, the performative politeness that drains your battery, and the quiet rebellions that follow. Expect irreverence and warmth in equal measure. The performer plays with archetypes and contradictions, using quick-fire crowd interaction to transform your reactions into part of the script. On our stage, this material lands with a special Lyonnais twist—local references, a few barbed asides, and the joy of hearing an entire room recognize itself. If you’re coming with friends, brace for those glorious moments when someone elbows you and whispers, “That’s you,” as the audience roars. We designed this run to celebrate bold comic voice, precise writing, and the cathartic laugh only live theatre can give.

Artistic momentum and what to expect on stage

From our vantage point at Le Rideau Rouge, the artist behind C'est décidé je deviens une connasse arrives with palpable momentum and a refreshed set for this season in Lyon. The material feels newly sharpened by club-stage marathons and the kind of topical fine-tuning that keeps each performance alive and unpredictable. Fans attuned to contemporary stand-up will hear echoes of the high-tempo energy seen on recent showcases and formats that shape today’s scene—programs such as Paname Comedy Club, Montreux Comedy, Le Jamel Comedy Club, Marrakech du Rire, and Fridge Comedy Club. The show’s structure moves like a playlist of modern life: “the meeting that could have been an email,” “the group chat that never sleeps,” “the self-care that stresses you out,” and “the polite ‘no’ that means ‘absolutely not’.” On our stage, these bits are built to escalate, with callbacks that loop the night into a single comedic arc. There’s improvisation with the first rows, unapologetic attitudes worn like armor, and a playful subversion of etiquette that invites the audience to drop theirs. We’ve seen it: by the midpoint, the room becomes a chorus of knowing laughter and conspiratorial nods.

Hosting this run at Le Rideau Rouge also means a crafted experience around the performance itself. Our team calibrates sound and lighting to keep the rhythm tight—punchlines bright, pauses intimate—so that every gesture reads in the back row and every deadpan lands front and center. Arrive early to settle in, compare battle stories at the bar, and soak up the pre-show hum; this is a show that rewards the collective mood. While the language can be spicy and the themes gleefully no-filter, the guiding principle is generous: laughing together at the pressure to be “nice,” then choosing when to be honest instead. The set typically runs at a brisk pace with elastic moments for crowd work, so no two performances are quite the same. If you’re bringing colleagues, prepare for jokes about office hierarchies; if you’re coming as a couple, the segment on “negotiating boundaries without a PowerPoint” tends to trigger the loudest applause. Above all, this is a Lyon night out made for people who love stand-up that is current, confident, and a little bit mischievous—exactly the kind of comedy Le Rideau Rouge was built to amplify.