C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

At Le Rideau Rouge: C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

From our stage at Le Rideau Rouge in Lyon, we are delighted to welcome the audacious, razor-sharp whirlwind that is C'est décidé je deviens une connasse. This hit comedy fires on all cylinders, blending stand-up timing with theatrical finesse in an intimate format perfectly suited to our venue’s close-up acoustics and sightlines. The performer turns everyday hypocrisy, social codes, and the art of unapologetic self-assertion into a high-energy cascade of punchlines. In our room, the laughter arrives in waves: knowing chuckles during sly asides, bursts of recognition as she skewers office etiquette and friendship politics, and delighted gasps when her character leans into full embrace of the “connasse” manifesto. Our team knows this material thrives in proximity—those micro-expressions, the playful crowd work, the mock-serious “how-to” tone—and we have shaped the lighting and pacing on our stage so that every beat lands with maximum clarity. It is a show to experience in person, with the electricity of a Lyonnais audience fueling each twist.

Artistic momentum and what to expect in Lyon

The artist behind this production arrives at Le Rideau Rouge with crisp, contemporary writing and an instinct for the cultural pulse. The set tacks between confessional humor and observational fire, pulling from modern life—dating apps, Slack threads, identity politics at the dinner table, performative wellness, and the secret economy of group chats—while keeping the jokes fast, vivid, and impeccably structured. The sensibility resonates with fans of current French comedy circuits and broadcasts such as Génération Paname, Montreux Comedy Festival galas, Le Jamel Comedy Club, Clique, and the late-night comedy segments on Quotidien. Here, though, the material is distilled into a character-driven show that moves like a play, with running gags and callbacks that reward attention. You’ll hear tongue-in-cheek “rules” for surviving brunch with perfect people, tactical scripts for weaponized politeness, and that deliciously awkward moment when moral grandstanding collides with petty impulses. At Le Rideau Rouge, we’ve fine-tuned the room so these tonal pivots—from mock tutorial to gleeful confession—land seamlessly. Expect a living set: the artist enjoys calibrating lines and adding fresh tags, keeping each performance vital and a little different. It’s a portrait of contemporary contradictions delivered with charismatic bite, and our stage gives it the intimacy and focus it deserves in Lyon.

As a venue, we present C'est décidé je deviens une connasse not just as an evening of laughter, but as part of an ongoing artistic conversation we foster in our space. The direction uses minimal props—phone, purse, a chair that becomes a boardroom throne or a café confessional—so the writing stays in the spotlight, supported by dynamic light cues that sculpt the character’s shifting masks. Our seating brings the performer within arm’s reach, encouraging playful exchanges that never break the rhythm. Arrive a little early to settle in; the pre-show energy at Le Rideau Rouge is its own pleasure, a buzz of anticipation that primes the room for the first volley of jokes. If you follow today’s francophone comedy, you’ll recognize how this show speaks to the same audience that devours sharp sketches and panel humor online, yet insists on theatrical craft: structured arcs, a character you come to know, and an ending that earns its biggest laughs by tying threads together. On our stage in Lyon, the result is a brisk, modern, and gloriously mischievous evening—an invitation to drop the saintly mask and delight in the art of saying out loud what everyone quietly thinks.