C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge welcomes C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge, we are thrilled to host C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse, a razor-sharp comedic rendezvous that speaks directly to our Lyon audience’s appetite for incisive, unapologetic humor. From the moment the lights come up in our intimate room, the performer seizes the space with quickfire timing, expressive physicality, and a contagious sense of mischief that turns everyday frustrations into cathartic laughter. We love how this show reframes the “nice at all costs” reflex, transforming it into a playful manifesto of boundaries, boldness, and self-respect. The piece moves at a brisk, theatrical pace—short, punchy scenes, callbacks that reward attentive listeners, and a sparkling rapport with the crowd that feels tailor-made for our stage. We’ve curated the evening to highlight that connection: the performer’s direct exchanges with the first rows, the musical stings that punctuate punchlines, and a nimble lighting design that echoes the mood shifts from biting satire to gleeful absurdity.

Current artistic momentum and what to expect on our stage

This season, the artist behind C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse arrives at Le Rideau Rouge with fresh momentum and a slate of new material that has been road-tested and sharpened in recent months. Expect a tour of modern contradictions—workplace politeness versus ambition, romance versus self-preservation, social media sincerity versus curated personas—stitched together with brisk, character-driven bits that land with crowd-pleasing precision. New segments showcased on tour include the whip-smart office meltdown Le brief qui dérape, the relationship autopsy Le brunch des ex, and the suburban fever dream Garden-party en passif-agressif. On the digital side of this current cycle, short-form pieces like Check-list de la meuf trop sympa and Réunion Zoom en enfer have fueled audience buzz for the live experience, amplifying demand for up-close encounters with this brassy, high-wire stage presence. Those who love finely observed human behavior will especially enjoy the recurring “micro-rôles”—the people-pleaser turned boundary-setter, the over-empathetic colleague on the verge of rebellion, the faux mindful “good vibes only” friend—each sketched with just enough exaggeration to sting and enough charm to keep the room roaring.

Le Rideau Rouge is an ideal crucible for this kind of comedy: the room’s warmth and sightlines amplify the performer’s eye contact, ad-libs, and sly asides, turning individual jokes into rolling waves of complicity. We’ve leaned into that energy by pacing the evening to favor interaction; a short preamble sets the tone, then the set blossoms into a flurry of identity flips and miniature social laboratories. Watch for the crowd-favorite sequence Masterclass de l’affirmation, in which the “connasse” rebrand becomes a humorous toolkit; the whirlwind etiquette satire Le dîner parfait; and the rapid-fire montage Foire aux limites, a playful inventory of boundaries declared too late and then triumphantly reclaimed. If you’re coming with friends or colleagues, arrive ready to laugh at yourselves as much as at the characters onstage—the show invites that kind of shared self-recognition. For Lyon spectators discovering the piece here for the first time, our team has tuned the sound and light to maintain intimacy even as the performer scales up to bigger, bolder crescendos. It’s smart, fizzing comedy with enough heart to keep you cheering the transformation long after the last punchline lands—unmistakably at home at Le Rideau Rouge.