C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

At Le Rideau Rouge: welcoming C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse

From our stage at Le Rideau Rouge in Lyon, we are delighted to host C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse, a sharp, playful, and irresistibly rhythmic comedy that thrives in the intimacy of our room. The show’s premise is simple to describe yet deliciously complex to experience: a deep dive into the unapologetic art of self-assertion, told with wit, charm, and just enough bite to make every observation sing. In our venue, the proximity between performer and audience amplifies the confessional tone, the mischievous asides, and the spontaneous riffs that turn a smart text into a shared evening of complicity. We pride ourselves on lighting and pacing that privilege the performer’s timing—spotlights that sculpt facial expressions, a sound design that keeps every aside crisp, and the kind of hush that allows irony to land one second before laughter erupts. If you love contemporary French comedy that speaks frankly about work politics, love, friendship, and the oddities of everyday etiquette, this is a perfect match for the playful spirit of Le Rideau Rouge.

Momentum, relevance, and the humor that feels like now

Part of what excites us at Le Rideau Rouge is the show’s current momentum: a living script that keeps absorbing new angles and topical jolts without losing its joyful edge. Our team has followed how today’s comedy audiences—nourished by sketch-friendly formats such as LOL: Qui rit, sort!, the stand-up energy popularized around Jamel Comedy Club, and the narrative tone explored in Drôle—crave humor that feels present-tense, grounded, and ruthlessly relatable. That sensibility is front and center here. In our space, the performer leans into interactive moments, quick character shifts, and unfiltered anecdotes on subjects that resonate in a room like ours: the passive-aggressive dance of office Slack, the choreography of dating apps and read receipts, the ever-expanding universe of “self-care,” and the quiet revolt against expectations that never quite fit. The laughter builds because the segments stack like precise sketches—workplace diplomacy, family dinners with hidden agendas, the group chat that never sleeps—each one snapping into place with a punchline that arrives exactly when our stage lights narrow and the line reading drops by half a tone. This is contemporary comedy at home in a venue designed for immediacy.

As a programming team, we curate performances that reward close listening, and this show has the texture we look for: a tight hour of comic storytelling, playful callbacks, and just enough improvisation to make each date at Le Rideau Rouge singular. We’ve optimized seating and sightlines so that the micro-expressions—raised eyebrows, a conspiratorial pause, that quick turn from sweetness to deadpan—carry to every corner of the room. Audiences here in Lyon tend to arrive early, gather at the bar, swap favorite lines, and then bring an attentive warmth that lets the performer stretch, tease, and risk. Expect a pace that breathes: bursts of rapid-fire observation, then a hush that sets up the next confession. Expect a blend of theatricality and stand-up nerve. Expect the kind of laughter that ripples through rows and loops back for one more aftershock. Above all, expect the unapologetic pleasure of recognition that C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse delivers—an evening built for the scale, acoustics, and convivial tempo of Le Rideau Rouge.