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C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon
C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge


1 Place Bertone
LYON Rhône-Alpes
C'est Décidé, Je deviens une connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon at Lyon, 12/02/2026.
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At Le Rideau Rouge: a sharp, unapologetic comedy event

We are delighted to welcome C’est décidé, je deviens une connasse to the stage at Le Rideau Rouge in Lyon, where our red-draped room was built for nights of quick-fire wit and intimate rapport with the audience. From our vantage point in the wings, this solo comedy brings the electricity we love: a performer who turns everyday irritations into razor-edged punchlines and liberating bursts of laughter. The show’s title announces the tone—bold, self-assured, irresistibly mischievous—and what unfolds under our lights is a playful manifesto about boundaries, confidence, and the art of saying no without apology. With a minimal set and a spotlight that follows every raised eyebrow and deadpan pause, the performance thrives on rhythm, audience connection, and a talent for flipping a situation in a heartbeat. At Le Rideau Rouge, we program artists who unmask the social codes we all live with; this one revels in them, deconstructs them, and invites you to claim the joy of being delightfully, defiantly yourself.

From our seats, C’est décidé, je deviens une connasse feels like a conversation that keeps escalating in surprise. It skewers the soft tyranny of “being nice,” the awkward ballet of group chats and workplace civility, the emotional acrobatics of dating, and the modern urge to optimize every moment of life. Expect character switches, sharp callbacks, and a stream of observational hits crafted for a room that laughs together and recognizes itself. If you enjoy the high-energy edge seen on Marrakech du Rire, the punchy showcases of Jamel Comedy Club, or the precision timing celebrated at Montreux Comedy Festival, you will feel right at home with the pace and spirit of this performance. Our stage amplifies the performer’s instinct for crowd work and instant adjustment, letting Lyon’s audiences become part of the game—one glance, one shared memory, and the next joke lands with even more bite.

What’s new on stage and why it belongs at Le Rideau Rouge

Programming this title right now is no coincidence: the material speaks to the moment, and the artist behind C’est décidé, je deviens une connasse is in a dynamic phase, refining sequences that tackle burnout culture, social pressure, and the way we perform politeness until it frays. As a venue, we value acts that evolve in front of live audiences, and this show arrives with a fresh snap—tighter transitions, topical riffs, and those deliciously uncomfortable truths that make the room gasp and laugh in the same breath. Our team loves how the performance toggles between whip-smart stand-up and theatrical finesse, using silences as precisely as punchlines. For this Le Rideau Rouge date, we’ve tuned the sound and sightlines so every side glance and sly aside finds its target. If your comedy diet includes the broadcast hits that keep contemporary stand-up buzzing—Marrakech du Rire, Jamel Comedy Club, Montreux Comedy Festival—you’ll recognize the craft, the tempo, and the pleasure of hearing a packed room crack up in unison. Here, on our stage, the promise of the title becomes a shared experience: cheeky, freeing, and gloriously alive.



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