C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

C'est décidé je deviens une connasse at Le Rideau Rouge

At Le Rideau Rouge, we welcome C'est décidé je deviens une connasse with the mischievous excitement that comes from hosting a show built to thrive in an intimate, red‑velvet room. From our vantage point backstage and in the booth, we see how this one‑person comedy ride knits the audience together—minute by minute—as it pushes politeness to the edge and turns everyday situations into razor‑edged fun. The premise is deliciously simple: what happens when you stop over‑apologizing, stop smoothing the way for everyone else, and embrace unapologetic clarity? On our stage, that question becomes a cascade of confessions, role‑plays, and playful provocations about work, romance, group chats, and social etiquette. The pacing is tight, the crowd work is responsive, and the room’s proximity amplifies tiny looks and off‑the‑cuff retorts that you simply can’t catch on a screen. We have tuned the lighting for quick tonal shifts—from conspiratorial storytelling to high‑energy roasts—so the punchlines land with the crispness our Lyon audience loves.

Fresh momentum, new angles, and contemporary references

This season, we’re proud to present a refreshed edition of C'est décidé je deviens une connasse that channels current conversations about assertiveness, boundaries, and the performative niceness of modern life. The material has been honed in clubs and small theaters, and you can feel the new muscle in the writing: anecdotes accelerate into satirical set‑pieces, then flip into whispered asides that only an intimate venue can deliver. If you’re following contemporary comedy, you’ll hear the fast, smart rhythms that echo what fans enjoy in showcases and clips from Montreux Comedy, Marrakech du Rire, and the talk‑show beats you might catch on Quotidien or Clique. Social‑first audiences who binge podcasts like Un Bon Moment and Les gens qui doutent will recognize the confessional candor, while those who remember the cultural shockwaves of Connasse and Connasse, Princesse des cœurs will appreciate how this show teases that archetype while giving it a live, interactive twist. Our role is to give the performer a room where that wry smile and those split‑second silences speak as loudly as the punchlines.

From our seats, what stands out is how the show invites spectators to test their own limits. There are moments when the “good student” in all of us squirms—during a mock job‑review, a brutally honest text exchange, or a help‑desk call replayed with unfiltered truth—and the laughter that erupts is half catharsis, half complicity. We’ve tailored the sound so whispered conspiracies in the front row carry to the back without losing intimacy, and we keep transitions nimble so the performer can shift from character sketches to stand‑up to audience interaction without breaking momentum. Expect lightning callbacks, improvised tags, and sharp refrains that become running jokes shared by the whole room by the end of the night. C'est décidé je deviens une connasse is, for us, a perfect Le Rideau Rouge evening: bold, contemporary, and irresistibly relatable. You’ll leave with new lines to deploy at the office, sharper comebacks for group dinners, and the fizzy feeling that comes from laughing at what you were taught never to say out loud—especially when an entire Lyon crowd is laughing with you.