C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse at Le Rideau Rouge

From our stage at Le Rideau Rouge in Lyon, we are thrilled to welcome audiences to C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse, a sharp, playful, and defiantly liberating comedy experience that has quickly become one of the season’s most talked-about tickets. In our intimate red-draped room, the show’s quick-fire rhythms and razor-edged punchlines feel wonderfully close-up: every raised eyebrow lands, every aside ricochets, and the audience’s laughter becomes part of the score. Our programming team sought a piece that would speak to the daily theater of modern life—workplace diplomacy, friendship politics, dating rituals—and this staging brings it all to the forefront with fearless candor. The performer moves nimbly from confessional storytelling to character-driven scenes, using our space like a playground: a barstool becomes a confessional booth, a handbag a portable prop trunk, and a single lighting snap turns intimate observation into full-throttle satire. What connects through the entire evening is the gleeful permission to set boundaries, break unhelpful habits, and embrace a delicious dose of self-assuredness. The result, viewed from backstage and front-row alike, is a buoyant house that laughs in waves, then leans in for the next mischievous revelation.

Artistic momentum, new pages, and a distinctly Lyonnais spark

In curating this run, we have followed the artist’s recent creative momentum with attention: new pages polished in comedy rooms, tightened transitions, and an overall architecture that feels more agile and bolder than ever. That freshness is evident in the show’s topical turns—everyday absurdities elevated to theatrical set pieces—and in the way the material now plays off our room’s intimacy. You will hear fully formed bits with titles that have already become audience favorites here at Le Rideau Rouge, including Le Brunch des Copines, Guide de Survie au Bureau, Le Date de 20 Minutes, Réunion Parents-Profs, Coach de Vie: Mode Connasse, Détox Digitale (ou Presque), and Masterclass Passif-Agressif. Each of these sketches is staged with an economy of means and a precision of timing that lets the writing sparkle: a fleeting silence before a punchline, a half-turn toward the crowd, a shrug that detonates laughter. From our vantage point as host venue, we also see how the show has evolved across performances: callbacks align more tightly, the crowd-work breathes, and new tags have been woven into the set to catch the Lyonnais mood—yes, even a few winks at café terraces, traffic quips, and our city’s particular love of a good punchline with a gastronomic garnish. This run also features refined lighting and cueing that we’ve co-shaped with the production, creating a stage picture that is crisp, warm, and agile enough to pivot from intimate confession to cartoon-bright caricature in a heartbeat.

Our audience members often tell us, at the bar after the show, how empowering it feels to watch C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse in a room built for connection. That energy is no accident. We have kept the staging close and the pace nimble; we’ve ensured sightlines are pristine and the sound is tuned to catch every whispered aside. The performer’s comic engine thrives in these conditions: tiny social negotiations—returning a late text, navigating the office corridor, surviving the group chat—unfold with almost forensic clarity before exploding into joyous release. In the second half, the set lists veer into playful escalation with pieces like Le Bureau des Gentilles Anonymes, Thérapie Express, and La To-Do List (Mode Queen), which together form a crescendo that leaves the audience buzzing. As a venue, our pride is seeing the room become a community for a night—strangers laughing at the same ruthless truth, friends nudging each other at a painfully accurate line, and the balcony joining in on a punchline as though they rehearsed it. This is why we present comedy: to catch the spark between performer and crowd and let it illuminate the rest of the week. If you are discovering the show for the first time or returning to see how the material has grown, you will find a version at Le Rideau Rouge that is punchy, polished, and unapologetically fun—rooted in observational precision and delivered with the gleam of pure stage confidence.