C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge welcomes C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge in Lyon, we celebrate comedy that is fearless, savvy, and razor-sharp, which is exactly why C'est décidé je deviens une connasse feels so at home on our stage. Presented in an intimate, close-up setting that favours quick-fire timing and eye-contact punchlines, this solo comedy experience turns everyday politeness on its head and reframes it as a toolbox for unapologetic self-assertion. From the first beat, the performer invites the room into a cheeky pact: abandon the reflex to please, and embrace a bolder attitude that’s as liberating as it is hilarious. Our room’s conversational acoustic keeps every whisper, sigh, and side-eye crisp; the lighting punctuates confessions and reversals; and the audience’s laughter rolls in waves, fueling the fast rhythm that characterizes this show. Expect observational digs at office etiquette, social media manners, family obligations, and the countless micro-gestures of compliance we carry around—now happily dismantled, with gusto, under Le Rideau Rouge’s warm red wash.

New momentum, new material, and a sharper edge

From our vantage point as host, what excites us most is how current and alive the material feels. The performer arrives in Lyon with fresh pages and a noticeably tighter structure, turning the evening into a compendium of new bits that crackle with immediacy. Within C'est décidé je deviens une connasse, you’ll catch recent sketches such as Le Guide de la fausse gentillesse, where saccharine smiles become strategic weapons, and La réunion qui aurait pu être un mail, a surgical tear-down of corporate diplomacy. There’s also Brunch toxique, a delicious roast of curated friendships; Service après-vente du culot, which transforms boldness into customer support; and Le syndrome du smiley, a digital-age confession booth about emoji overload. Between these tentpole moments, the performer spices the set with playful crowdwork, rapid-fire callbacks, and a few sly improvisations that react to the energy of the room. Beyond the stage, the creative engine is clearly running hot: new lines, re-ordered beats, and a heightened physicality point to a season of steady writing and road-testing. You can feel the craft at work—setups pruned lean, payoffs aerodynamically timed, and refrains that evolve throughout the evening, binding the show into a single, mischievous manifesto.

Le Rideau Rouge thrives on this kind of precision and proximity. In our black-box intimacy, the performer can pivot from conspiratorial whispers to triumphant declarations and be met, instantly, by the audience’s reactions. That elasticity powers interactive moments like Masterclass passive-agressive, where the crowd helps decode subtext and tone; La to-do list de la connasse, a gleefully rule-breaking agenda for the week; and Kit de survie pour dîners en ville, which turns social minefields into laugh-out-loud training drills. We also love the show’s scenic minimalism—the stage becomes a chameleon, switching from open-plan office to group chat to family table with a prop, a stance, and a lighting cue. The payoff is a confident, contemporary form of stand-up-meets-sketch that speaks directly to Lyon’s audiences: urban, quick on the uptake, and keen to see themselves mirrored and mocked in equal measure. If you’ve ever swallowed a comeback, sent a diplomacy-laden text, or smiled through a headache, C'est décidé je deviens une connasse at Le Rideau Rouge offers the catharsis of saying the quiet part out loud—stylishly, joyously, and with the whole room in on the joke.