C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

At Le Rideau Rouge, a razor-sharp new evening of comedy

At Le Rideau Rouge in Lyon, we are thrilled to host C’est décidé je deviens une connasse, a gleefully audacious night of stand-up and theatrical bite that feels tailor‑made for our intimate, red‑curtained room. As a venue that champions bold voices and a direct connection between performer and audience, we recognize in this show the kind of unfiltered, high‑precision humor that thrives in close quarters. The title announces the tone with a wink: a manifesto of boundaries, self‑preservation, and unapologetic wit, where the performer dissects modern life with an eye for the tiny compromises that add up—at work, in relationships, on social media, and in those daily negotiations we have with ourselves. On our stage, the set’s rhythm feels like a conversation overheard at a bustling Lyon café: quick, confessional, punchy, and surprisingly tender between jabs. Laughter spreads in ripples across our rows, and the performer leans into the room’s warmth—turning anecdotes into echoes that bounce playfully off the brick and velvet that define Le Rideau Rouge’s character.

The show’s bite, our room’s embrace

From the first beat, C’est décidé je deviens une connasse plays to the strengths of Le Rideau Rouge: the crisp acoustics, the immediate eye contact, the agility to turn a raised eyebrow into a roar. The staging is deliberately lean—spotlight, presence, and a handful of well‑timed sound cues—so that the writing and the performer’s timing stay front and center. Our audience discovers a cascade of vignettes about saying no without apology, about the difference between being kind and being a doormat, and about the quiet rebellion of choosing one’s peace. There is crowd work, yes, but it never derails the narrative; instead, it threads through the evening like a running commentary on Lyonnais habits, couples’ dynamics, and the funny friction of politeness culture colliding with modern assertiveness. In this setting, the performer’s craft shines: setups are clean, tags are nimble, and callbacks land with satisfying precision. You can feel how the material breathes and updates with the times—topical nods and fresh turns of phrase that make each performance at Le Rideau Rouge feel alive and specific to the night. For us as hosts, that living, evolving edge is exactly why we wanted this production on our calendar.

Beyond the stage lights, the artistic pulse around C’est décidé je deviens une connasse is unmistakable. The performer moves with the momentum of the current French comedy wave, where clubs, small theaters like ours, and short‑form online clips feed one another in real time. If you follow the wider scene—where the fast, game‑face chaos of LOL: Qui rit, sort! or the playful late‑night spirit of Le Late avec Alain Chabat shape what audiences expect from contemporary humor—you’ll recognize the same appetite for pace and surprise running through this set. Here at Le Rideau Rouge, we’ve seen how those tastes translate into a hunger for material that’s both relatable and unabashedly sharp: confessional storytelling that pivots into satire, character snaps that morph into social observation, and a final stretch that’s as cathartic as it is cheeky. The artist’s current work aligns with that intersection—touring new pages, polishing transitions in club try‑outs, and sharing tightly edited stand‑up moments online that tease the live experience without giving it away. That iterative practice pays off the second the performer steps into our warm wash of light: the beats are confident, the energy is tensile, and the laughter stacks steadily, beat by beat. For our audience in Lyon, it means one thing above all: a night at Le Rideau Rouge where the modern comedy conversation—about identity, boundaries, awkward grace, and the small rebellions of everyday life—happens in the room, with you in on the joke, as C’est décidé je deviens une connasse makes its point with grin‑inducing clarity.