C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

At Le Rideau Rouge, C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge in Lyon, we relish hosting shows that feel tailor-made for our intimate room, and C'est décidé je deviens une connasse fits the space like a glove. The performance strides onto our stage with the insolence and warmth that our audiences adore: a candid, razor-edged confession about the pleasures and pitfalls of finally dropping the “nice-girl” reflex. From our front row to the mezzanine, you can feel how the proximity heightens every aside, every eye-roll, every conspiratorial whisper. The artist plays with our room’s acoustics and sightlines, pivoting from quick-fire punchlines to mischievous silences that make the laugh land twice as hard. The staging is lean and nimble—minimal props, precise light cues, and a musical punctuation that lets each bit breathe—so the writing and presence stay center stage. Expect crowd work that is playful rather than invasive, observations that skewer everyday hypocrisies, and a cleverly structured set that circles back with callbacks and reversals. At Le Rideau Rouge, that rhythm creates a shared complicity: you don’t just watch C'est décidé je deviens une connasse, you get swept into its joyful conspiracy to stop apologizing and start owning the punchline.

Fresh momentum, sharpened material, and the pulse of today’s comedy

Programming this title at Le Rideau Rouge this season, we’ve seen how the show keeps evolving with fresh angles on the mental load, office theatrics, and the performative niceness that saturates social media and modern dating. The artist arrives with new beats and transitions fine-tuned for 2024–2025 audiences, folding in topical micro-stories that feel ripped from the week’s group chats. If you appreciate the pace and one-upmanship that keep LOL: Qui rit, sort! buzzing, the playful absurdity of Le Late avec Alain Chabat, or the unapologetic stand-up cadence celebrated on Le Jamel Comedy Club and at the Montreux Comedy Festival, you’ll recognize the same appetite for surprise here. Our stage magnifies that energy: a throwaway line mutates into a motif, a throwback to something said ten minutes earlier detonates a bigger laugh, and the room becomes an accomplice. The show’s comedic engine is observational but never clinical; it’s tactile, performed with a high-precision blend of posture, timing, and facial choreography. You’ll hear the audience’s laughter ripple in waves—first at the obvious truth, then at the cheeky exaggeration, and finally at the revelation that, yes, we’ve all been that person, and we might be again before the encore. This is why C'est décidé je deviens une connasse feels so current at Le Rideau Rouge: it treats everyday etiquette as a live-wire topic, not a museum piece.

For us as a venue, the onstage craft is matched by the experience surrounding it. Le Rideau Rouge’s cozy proportions mean the laughter is contagious from the first seat to the last, and our technical team leans into that by shaping a soundscape that keeps the voice crisp and the room alive without overwhelming the nuance of the storytelling. Lighting pivots from tight spot to warm wash, sculpting textures that suit confessional asides as well as full-blooded rants. We see audiences arrive early to soak up the pre-show buzz, and linger afterward to exchange favorite lines—those bite-sized epiphanies on boundaries, friendship politics, and the art of saying “no” without the apology footnote. The performance length is calibrated for velocity and variety: no dead air, just a sequence of comedic “gears” that shifts from venomously funny to disarmingly tender and back again. As the season unfolds, we’re delighted to present C'est décidé je deviens une connasse in prime slots that favor after-work escapes and late-evening laughter; the show’s momentum at Le Rideau Rouge proves that the appetite for sharp, contemporary comedy is only growing. Whether you’re coming with a crew or flying solo, settle in: our red curtain opens on a manifesto of self-permission, delivered with the swagger and precision that make live comedy in Lyon irresistible.