C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

At Le Rideau Rouge, a razor‑sharp confession takes the spotlight

At Le Rideau Rouge, we welcome C’est décidé je deviens une connasse with the delight reserved for performances that turn everyday hypocrisies into a sparkling, cathartic party. Our stage was designed for comic proximity: when the house lights dip and the first gasp of recognition ripples through the room, you feel just how intimate this theatre can be. The show’s provocative title signals the evening’s intent—embracing a liberating, unapologetic attitude—and our audience in Lyon comes ready to laugh at the bold honesty of it all. Expect quick changes of pace, characters that feel dangerously familiar, and the kind of observational barbs that bounce from first date etiquette to office politics to family dinners. We shape the sound and light so the punchlines land with precision, and our team ensures that the rhythm never lets up, whether you’re seated close to the stage or further back. If you’re coming with friends, colleagues, or a partner, this is the perfect night at Le Rideau Rouge to compare notes on the art of being delightfully blunt.

The artist’s current momentum and what to expect on stage

This season, the artist arrives at Le Rideau Rouge with sharpened material and a refreshed staging, the result of months of live-testing and rewrites to keep every scene crisp and contemporary. The performance steers confidently between stand-up, character comedy, and theatrical bursts, giving the evening a web‑era pace without losing the craft of storytelling. For those who follow current French comedy, the velocity and irreverence will feel at home alongside the zeitgeist of popular formats such as LOL: Qui rit, sort!, Hot Ones France, or the big‑room energy seen at Montreux Comedy. Here, though, the focus is squarely on the stage—on a voice that skewers social codes, perfectionism, and the performance of niceness with relish. Expect acid lines about dating apps and micro‑manners, playful digs at corporate doublespeak, and sly asides about influencer culture, all stitched together by an actress who knows how to pivot from conspiratorial whisper to full‑throttle confession in a heartbeat. It’s a lively, current snapshot of how comedy in 2024–2025 looks and feels when it’s fearless, pointed, and irresistibly fun to watch in a theatre like ours.

Because Le Rideau Rouge is built around live connection, we pay special attention to how C’est décidé je deviens une connasse breathes with the room. The laughter tends to crest in waves—first with recognition, then with escalation—and our crew rides those waves so each beat is heard and each silence is earned. Arrive a little early to settle in with your group; let the chatter mix with the pre‑show soundtrack as you take in the warm red interior of the venue. Once the lights dim, the evening moves fast, and you’ll be swept from scene to scene: awkward brunches, oversharing group chats, and those peculiar social rituals where everyone pretends to be nicer than they feel. That tension is the engine of the show, and seeing it released in real time is precisely why we love presenting it here. Whether you’re a regular with us or discovering Le Rideau Rouge for the first time, this is one of those comic experiences that reminds you how bracing and joyful theatre can be when it mirrors our modern contradictions with a wicked grin.