C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge welcomes C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge, we curate nights that feel both intimate and electric, and C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse fits our stage like a glove. In our red-draped room in Lyon, every row is close enough to catch the glint in the performer’s eye as she leans into a punchline, swivels a character, or throws a knowing glance to the balcony. The show’s title telegraphs its engine: a playful, cathartic manifesto about learning to claim space in a world that often asks you to shrink. From the first beat, the performer channels the collective relief of our audience—many of whom arrive in groups of friends—into a tight hour of laughter, confession, and gleeful mischief. We’ve tailored lights and sound to frame the performance like a conversation more than a spectacle: whispered asides, big crescendos, and moments of silence that land as loudly as the jokes themselves. Because our programming centers living, responsive comedy, we encourage riffs with the room; here, the front row becomes a springboard, and each night grows its own personality without ever losing the spine of the show.

A sharp, contemporary stand-up experience at Le Rideau Rouge

C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse is not merely a title—it’s the evening’s thesis, explored through character-driven storytelling and razor-edged observational humor. The performer maps the journey from people-pleasing to unapologetic clarity, skewering the etiquette of office corridors, family WhatsApp threads, and those velvet-roped cocktail parties where small talk feels like a full-contact sport. At Le Rideau Rouge, we see audiences immediately recognize themselves in the recurring “mini-rituals” of the show: the fake-smile endurance test at a networking event, the elaborate apology before simply saying no, the self-help mantras said into a bathroom mirror before a date. While the night is rooted in present-tense stand-up, its rhythm borrows from stage sketch: sprints of character-play punctuated by incisive monologues. The cultural echo of a bestselling phenomenon with “connasse” in its DNA hovers at the edges, but what happens here is defiantly live, custom-built for a Lyon crowd that relishes candor. Those shared, roaring laughs you’ll hear in our room come from recognition—and from the joy of watching a performer who dares to turn private cringe into communal celebration without ever punching down.

As a venue, we also celebrate the artist’s current momentum. The same creative engine powering C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse has been fueling new material that our audiences have seen sharpen from night to night—topical riffs on the micro-politics of open-plan offices, the choreography of dating apps, the paradoxes of “self-care,” and the secret negotiations of group chats. Regulars at Le Rideau Rouge have begun nicknaming fan-favorite bits—“Entretien annuel,” “Réunion de parents,” and “Mode avion émotionnel”—because these segments stick to memory long after the applause fades. That evolving, living quality is what we champion: a stand-up voice agile enough to absorb the news cycle in the afternoon and spin it into laughter by showtime. Around our stage, the artist’s season is vibrant, with additional performances bringing this material to new audiences while returning to Lyon to keep testing, tightening, and daring further. If you’ve joined us recently, you’ve felt the thrill of watching fresh beats arrive mid-run; if you’re planning your first visit, expect a comedian whose present-tense craft is tuned to the chemistry of the room—and who thrives on the fearless energy only Le Rideau Rouge can provide.