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C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon
C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge


1 Place Bertone
LYON Rhône-Alpes
C'est Décidé, Je deviens une connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon at Lyon, 14/01/2026.
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At Le Rideau Rouge: A Sharp, Unapologetic Comedy Experience

At Le Rideau Rouge, we are delighted to welcome the audacious and liberating comedy of C'est décidé je deviens une connasse, a title that already signals the evening’s tone: unapologetic, incisive, and fiercely entertaining. Our stage was designed for exactly this kind of encounter—where a performer can dismantle polite conventions with a wink, and an audience can laugh at the rules they follow every day. Expect a rhythm that moves from razor-edged observation to playful crowd banter, all carried by a performer who knows how to turn everyday frustrations into catharsis. The humor is observational yet theatrical, with character-driven moments that flourish in our intimate room, where the proximity between artist and audience allows sly asides, spontaneous retorts, and running gags to take root. At Le Rideau Rouge, we cherish comedy that feels alive: material that evolves, answers the room, and invites Lyon to recognize itself in the mirror—equal parts flattering and delightfully merciless.

This season, the artist arrives with a refreshed set shaped by the times: office politics that zoom between empowerment slogans and burnout, dating rituals governed by etiquette that nobody believes, and the new codes of “nice”—the ones we obey until they inevitably crack. The show’s energy will resonate with audiences who appreciate the hidden-camera irreverence of Connasse and the anything-goes spirit of LOL: Qui rit, sort!, yet it remains its own beast—more intimate, more confessional, and calibrated for our room’s acoustics and sightlines. Our favorite moments are the quick pivots from elegant phrasing to gleefully savage punchlines, the kind that earn a gasp before a roar of laughter. If you follow France’s stand-up and sketch scene, you will recognize the craftsmanship: tight tags, call-backs that loop the night into a single story, and a knack for character comedy that feels only-just exaggerated. On our stage, that precision translates into a ping-pong of reactions—chuckles that become belly laughs, then settle into a hush when the performer needles a truth everyone knows but rarely says out loud.

Why This Show Matters Now

We program C'est décidé je deviens une connasse at Le Rideau Rouge because its perspective is unmistakably 2020s: it speaks to the cult of likability and the pressure to perform virtue, then flips both into fuel for laughter. The artist’s current creative momentum—new bits honed in clubs, digital shorts that test punchline velocity, and a stage version that moves like theatre while landing like stand-up—makes this stop in Lyon feel timely and necessary. Expect a blend of prepared set pieces and agile improvisation, with the audience folded into the joke without being the butt of it. The score of the night is social satire: micro-gestures we recognize in ourselves, contradictions we excuse in others, and etiquette that melts under the heat of a perfect line. Our room’s warm lighting and close seating magnify the nuances—eyebrow raises, silences that stretch just enough, callbacks that wind through the evening. And because Le Rideau Rouge thrives on performers who dialogue with the city that hosts them, be prepared for local nods, spontaneous exchanges, and that uniquely Lyonnais appetite for irony. Above all, this is comedy that invites you to step out lighter than you arrived—less beholden to the rules, and much more willing to laugh at them.



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