C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

At Le Rideau Rouge: a bold new residency in Lyon

At Le Rideau Rouge, we’re thrilled to welcome audiences to an evening that crackles with irreverence, rhythm, and a razor-sharp sense of timing: C’est décidé je deviens une connasse. Our intimate room in Lyon is designed for comedy that breathes with the crowd—every whisper, every gasp, every burst of laughter becomes part of the show’s pulse. With a stripped-back set that spotlights the performer’s presence, the night unfolds as a manifesto of unapologetic freedom: the right to say no, the joy of contradiction, and the relief of laughing at our own reflexes. This is a confessional turned rallying cry, where everyday absurdities—dating minefields, family diplomacy, office ping-pong, friendship politics—find their theatrical echo. Expect crowd work that respects our stage’s closeness, playful improvisations that bounce off the first rows, and a pace that keeps the room buzzing from the opening beat to the curtain call.

Artistic momentum and fresh material

We’re hosting this run at a particularly creative moment for the artist, who arrives at Le Rideau Rouge with a notebook full of new ideas tested in late-night slots, short-form clips, and work-in-progress sets. Beyond the punchlines, there’s clear dramaturgy: a portrait of the “nice person” who draws a line, redraws it, and then turns the pen into a mic. Recent onstage bits have crystallized into new crowd favorites, including sketches like “Mode Avion Social,” “Inbox Zero, Ego Full,” “The Manager’s Favorite,” and “Apéro avec les Red Flags,” each tackling the giddy stress of modern life with disarming clarity. We love how the show alternates precision-honed monologues with playful detours—an audience member’s anecdote can ignite a mini-roast, while a throwaway comment becomes a callback twenty minutes later. The result is a living piece of comedy that evolves from night to night, sharpened by the energy of Lyon’s audiences.

At Le Rideau Rouge, our team has sculpted the room’s lighting and sound to amplify this momentum: tight spots for high-voltage punchlines, warmer washes for intimate confessions, and a sound mix that preserves the performer’s swift pivots from deadpan to fireworks. This staging lets the full repertoire of the moment shine, including brand-new routines such as “Masterclass: L’Art du Non,” “Girlboss Fatigue,” and “FAQ de la Gentille Fille Repentie.” We see a genuine appetite in Lyon for this blend of catharsis and comedy, where personal boundaries are drawn with a lipstick’s flourish and the audience becomes a knowing accomplice. Whether you prefer weeknight early shows or the electric pulse of weekend late sets, our programming keeps the room dynamic, convivial, and ready for surprises at every beat. Come as you are; leave with the kind of laugh that resets your week and rewrites your to-do list.