C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

At Le Rideau Rouge, a razor-sharp confession

From our red-curtained stage in Lyon, we are thrilled to host C'est décidé je deviens une connasse, a wickedly candid comedy experience that turns self-assertion into a fine art. The show’s premise is deliciously simple: stop apologizing, start setting boundaries, and laugh at the social gymnastics we all perform to be “nice.” In the room, you feel the electricity of shared recognition—workplace power games, romantic double standards, family obligations, and the quiet, everyday heroism of finally saying no. The performer steers this confession with a quicksilver sense of timing, teasing out the audience’s complicity before flipping the mirror, one punchline at a time. At Le Rideau Rouge, intimacy matters: every glance lands, every aside is audible, and every callback returns like a knowing wink. It’s comedy as catharsis, a brisk crash course in unapologetic living, played with the kind of live-wire spontaneity that our space was built to amplify.

A refreshed hour, tuned to the moment

What makes this season’s stop at Le Rideau Rouge feel so alive is the way the material breathes with the present. The backbone of C'est décidé je deviens une connasse is intact—bitingly funny observations, fearless crowd-work, and a through-line about reclaiming one’s voice—but the set is sprinkled with topical detours, local nods, and a few audacious experiments that reward a live audience. French comedy is in thrilling health right now, and you can sense that pulse throughout the evening: the high-velocity rhythm that fans of LOL: Qui rit, sort! will recognize, the confessional clarity polished on stages associated with Jamel Comedy Club, and the precision one often sees honed at Montreux Comedy galas. Even the culture’s daily chatter—dissected on programs like Quotidien—finds its way into the beats, as the performer tests fresh tags and sly improvisations. From our viewpoint at Le Rideau Rouge, this isn’t a museum piece; it’s a living set, tuned to the crowd, the city, and the mood of the week, and we take particular pride in giving that evolution a welcoming, responsive room.

Our team has shaped the entire evening around proximity: you’re close enough to catch every eyebrow lift, every conspiratorial aside, and that matters for a show that thrives on complicity and push-pull banter. The sound is deliberately crisp to support rapid-fire exchanges, while the sightlines ensure no reaction is lost in the shadows. Before and after the performance, our staff keeps the atmosphere unhurried and convivial, encouraging conversation between friends who came for a laugh and strangers who discover they’re laughing at the same truths. This staging of C'est décidé je deviens une connasse leans into the strengths of Le Rideau Rouge—warmth, clarity, and fearless play—so that every reversal, every “did-she-just-say-that” twist, lands with both sting and delight. Whether you come as a group outing or for a solo night of comedy therapy, expect a room that listens with you, laughs with you, and gives the performer the freedom to try the boldest version of the hour. That chemistry—artist, audience, and a stage that knows how to hold them—is what makes this date in Lyon unmistakably ours.