C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge welcomes C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge, we champion artists who turn honesty into electrifying live comedy, and that is exactly what happens when C'est décidé je deviens une connasse takes our stage. From the first blackout to the last burst of applause, the show thrives on intimacy: the performer meets the audience eye-to-eye, trades in razor-sharp observations, and transforms everyday social gymnastics into gleeful confession. Our room’s close-up sightlines, warm acoustics, and nimble lighting design heighten that connection, letting each aside, smirk, and punchline land with precision. Expect a rhythm that swings from fast-and-furious riffs to slow-burn storytelling, with the crowd’s laughter steering the evening. As hosts, we have tuned the sound to catch every gasp and sotto voce quip, and set the stage for a night where audacity, timing, and joyful insolence make the rules.

New material, fresh angles, and the pleasure of live reinvention

We love presenting comedy that evolves in real time, and C'est décidé je deviens une connasse keeps surprising us with newly minted beats and sharper turns. The current run at Le Rideau Rouge arrives with an updated backbone and a volley of fresh sketches that have quickly become audience favorites, including Le brunch des hypocrites, La réunion Teams qui dérape, Guide de survie au service client, and Coaching en culot. The writing zooms in on modern etiquette and shamelessness with a mischievous wink to the culture we all share, peppering the set with references that audiences instantly recognize—from the viral challenges of LOL: Qui rit, sort! to the everyday media buzz of Quotidien and C à vous. We’ve seen this version stretch its legs night after night: pauses extended to savor applause, new callbacks stitched into earlier bits, and moments of playful crowd work that make each performance a one-off. On our side, we match that agility with swift lighting cues and crisp transitions, keeping the stage primed for the performer’s pivots from sly irony to full-throttle mockery. If you caught an earlier edition, you’ll notice how the pace snaps tighter, how the improvisations are bolder, and how the show leans even further into the liberating joy of claiming one’s space—without apology and with maximum comic payoff.

Welcoming this production at Le Rideau Rouge also means shaping an experience around it: a set built for quick character shifts, a soundscape that slips from whisper to roar without losing clarity, and a room that amplifies laughter into a collective chorus. We’ve tuned the evening so that every beat—an eyebrow raise, a throwaway line, a deadpan pause—travels cleanly to the very back row. The show’s structure moves like a confident conversation: ice-breaking provocations, escalating confessions, and a final volley where the masks fall and the crowd leans in, fully complicit. Expect vivid slices of life—office politics, family dinners, online dating, and the art of strategic indifference—delivered with enough self-awareness to keep the humor generous and the perspective bracing. As a venue, we relish the electricity that builds when a great comic voice meets a room ready to play; our team prepares the stage to give that voice space, and our audience gives it the echo it deserves. C'est décidé je deviens une connasse is more than a title—it’s a rallying cry—and at Le Rideau Rouge, it bursts into life with the speed, intimacy, and sparkle that only live performance can provide.