C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse at Le Rideau Rouge

At Le Rideau Rouge, we are thrilled to bring C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse to our Lyon stage, a cheeky, razor-sharp comedy that turns politeness inside out and asks what happens when a “nice” person finally draws the line. In our intimate room—purpose-built for laughter, proximity, and quick-fire exchanges—the show’s irreverent spirit lands with a joyful thump: the sly observations, the confessional asides, and the wickedly precise portraits of colleagues, friends, and dates who push one compromise too far. Inspired by a bestselling cultural phenomenon familiar to many French readers, this stage version embraces the thrill of live performance: timing that snaps, physical comedy that sneaks up on you, and an unfiltered relationship with the audience. We have curated this production because it suits the DNA of Le Rideau Rouge: a space where contemporary voices dare to be bolder, sassier, and more personal. Expect sly, cathartic laughter—and a masterclass in unapologetic self-assertion that feels right at home in Lyon.

On-stage experience and contemporary echoes

The energy of C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse blossoms in a room like ours: close, convivial, and primed for interplay. You can feel the performer clocking the room, leaning into a look, riding a laugh, then pivoting into a punchline that detonates exactly when it should. The writing is agile—skewering office meeting bingo, the tyranny of “being nice,” the social media etiquette Olympics, and the many micro-compromises that quietly drain a day. The rhythm will ring true if your recent comedy diet includes quick-cut television like Le Late avec Alain Chabat or the live-jolt sensibility you’ll find at Jamel Comedy Club and on Montreux Comedy Festival sets. On our stage, the piece draws from that same contemporary momentum: short, high-density bits that build into a broader portrait of an era learning to say no—with a smirk. What we love most is the combination of sly precision and theatrical playfulness, the way a single eyebrow or tossed-off aside can pull the whole room into a shared, conspiratorial laugh.

Right now at Le Rideau Rouge, the show arrives in a refreshed form that reflects the moments we’re all talking about: workplace buzzwords, ghosting and quiet quitting, the self-help rabbit hole, and the new etiquette of hyper-connected relationships. We’ve scheduled this run because the material feels current and elastic, evolving performance after performance, with topical beats woven into a backbone of crowd-pleasing set pieces. If you’ve been following the wave of recent French-language comedy—think the TV and streaming ecosystem where formats like Le Late avec Alain Chabat and festivals such as Montreux Comedy Festival set the pace—you’ll recognize the crisp structure and the confident, modern tone. From our vantage point, the artistic news is simple: C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse is in a fertile moment, buoyed by audience demand and a performer delighted to test, tweak, and punch up new tags in front of a Lyon crowd. Our room rewards that risk-taking with immediate feedback, and the result is a night that feels handmade for the city—spirited, witty, and gloriously unfiltered.