C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

C’est décidé je deviens une connasse arrives at Le Rideau Rouge

At Le Rideau Rouge, we are delighted to welcome the razor-sharp, unapologetically funny C’est décidé je deviens une connasse to our intimate Lyon stage. From our vantage point as a neighborhood theatre that prizes proximity and precision, this show is built for our room: it’s fast, incisive, and gloriously interactive. Our audience will be seated close to the action, where tight lighting cues, a nimble, minimalist set, and crisp sound design amplify each punchline and the mischievous asides that keep the room buzzing. The premise, a comic manifesto for boundaries and self-respect disguised as gleeful rebellion, plays out in quick-change scenes and storytelling that toggles between confession and mock tutorial. Expect spirited audience energy and moments where the fourth wall flexes, because our stage is designed for that kind of conspiratorial exchange—the look, the pause, the shared laughter that rolls from the first row to the back of the house. It’s exactly the sort of contemporary, character-driven comedy that our team loves to host, and the sort of night when you leave lighter, a bit bolder, and with a handful of one-liners you can’t stop quoting.

Onstage now: new bits, sharper edges, and a playful manifesto

From what we see in rehearsals and during warm-up sets hosted at Le Rideau Rouge, the comedian’s current moment is all about fine-tuning new angles and surprising pivots. The show moves with the momentum of fresh material—topical detours, improvised riffs, and a clutch of punchy mini-sketches that explore the many shades of saying no, of calling out nonsense, and of embracing a little audacity. You’ll recognize running bits that have been road-tested and expanded for the stage, including titles like La fille sympa anonyme, Mode passif-agressif activé, Guide de survie en open space, and Masterclass connasse, which function as playful chapters in a bigger narrative about unlearning the reflex to apologize for everything. There’s a rhythmic balance between crowd work and scripted beats, with call-backs threaded through so the laughter compounds throughout the night. As a venue, we’ve adjusted our lighting plots to spotlight those tonal shifts—warm pools for intimate confessions, brighter washes for the more satirical how-to sequences—so each segment lands with maximum clarity. It’s smart, fizzy comedy that feels current without ever sliding into lecture mode.

Audiences at Le Rideau Rouge know our house for its convivial welcome and acoustic fidelity, and this production takes full advantage. Timing matters in C’est décidé je deviens une connasse, so our technical crew has crafted tight transitions that keep the pace brisk while giving the performer room to breathe between volleys of jokes. The staging leans on detail: a chair becomes a boardroom, a phone becomes a battlefield, and a glance cues a laugh before a word is spoken. The dramaturgy favors contrasts—sardonic asides punctuated by big, physical payoffs—and our sightlines ensure the smallest beats read cleanly from every seat. For those following the artist’s ongoing work, the new material showcased here feels like a bold next chapter: more bite, more texture, and a deeper narrative through-line that invites you to root for the transformation even as you revel in the chaos. And for newcomers, this is an ideal introduction: a generous, high-contact performance shaped for our space, where the comic’s timing locks in with the room’s heartbeat and the crowd becomes part of the joke-writing machine in real time.