C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge welcomes C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge, we love nights when laughter sparks recognition, and C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse does exactly that. This sharp, contemporary comedy lands on our intimate stage with the energy of a manifesto and the mischievous charm of a confession. From the first lines, the performer invites our audience in Lyon to step into a deliciously unapologetic universe where social codes are dissected, flipped, and gleefully subverted. We have shaped the room to keep you close to the pulse of every punchline: nimble lighting, crisp sound, and a layout that spotlights quick changes from one social scenario to the next. The result is a show that moves like an urban whirlwind—fast, fearless, and irresistibly relatable—speaking to friends on a girls’ night out as much as to couples or office crews in need of a cathartic evening. In our venue’s warm acoustics, the comedic rhythm lands with the clarity and intimacy that this material deserves.

As a venue, we are thrilled to present this season’s refreshed version, in which the artist leans into current obsessions with even sharper writing. Expect an unfiltered trip through modern etiquette and its pitfalls, with new beats on dating apps, HR mantras, and the self-help industry’s language of “empowerment.” On our stage, the piece unfolds like a suite of bite-sized sketches, each one a miniature mirror. Audiences have already adopted recurring moments that we, backstage, nickname for fun: Mode d’emploi du passif-agressif, Masterclass Gaslighting Pour Débutants, Brunch Warrior, Rendez-vous chez la psy de ta pote, and Checklist Before Ghosting. These compact set pieces, stitched together by a confessional through-line, tap into the same zeitgeist that animates today’s most viral comedy, but with the live-wire thrill only theater can deliver. In recent weeks, the artist’s creative updates have favored interactive riffs and lightning improvisations, and we have fine-tuned our cues to leave room for those electric exchanges with the room.

A sharpened 2024–2025 edition on our stage

Le Rideau Rouge has programmed C'est décidé, je deviens une connasse for audiences who crave smart, contemporary humor that speaks their language—phones buzzing, calendars stacked, boundaries blurred. Our technical team has crafted a streamlined visual identity for the evening: minimalist props, agile transitions, and a palette that lets the performer’s facial comedy and razor timing take center stage. We see, night after night, how the show becomes a playful toolkit for survival in a world of micro-judgments and macro-pressures. This is comedy as self-defense class, where you leave lighter yet somehow stronger. Beyond the stage, our staff ensures a fluid experience from foyer to curtain call: clear signage, relaxed seating flow, and a bar service designed for quick pre-show chats and effervescent post-show debriefs. If you are returning to Le Rideau Rouge, you’ll notice the new sound design that enhances asides and whispers—the tiny details where the funniest truths often hide. If you are visiting for the first time, welcome to a house that thrives on proximity between artist and audience. Bring your sharpest friends—and your softest secrets. We’ll keep them safe while you laugh them out.