C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge presents C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge, we are delighted to open our stage to C'est décidé je deviens une connasse, a live experience tailored for the intimacy and precision that our room champions. From the moment the lights rise, you can feel the electric rapport between performer and audience—exactly the kind of proximity-driven comedy our venue was designed to cultivate. We have fine-tuned light cues, close-up sightlines, and crisp sound so every aside, rolled eye, and razor-edged punchline lands with full impact. The show embraces a playful, tongue-in-cheek manifesto: a witty, unapologetic guide to navigating modern life’s contradictions, where “being nice” can be a trap and audacity turns into a liberating art. Expect sharp observational humor, quick-fire shifts in pace, and a confessional tone that makes the auditorium feel like a conspiratorial living room. The laughter swells not just on gags, but on recognition—the crowd sees themselves in the situations on stage, and that connection is what Le Rideau Rouge loves to amplify.

On stage at Le Rideau Rouge: sharp satire, bold timing, live chemistry

C'est décidé je deviens une connasse leans into the contemporary zeitgeist with a fast, polished rhythm that mirrors what audiences love in recent French comedy programs, from LOL: Qui rit, sort! and Le Late avec Alain Chabat to the nightly pulse of Quotidien. Without ever breaking its own theatrical identity, the show borrows the tight timing and fearless candor that define those formats: sudden bursts of physical comedy, meta-winks to influencer culture, and an agile dialogue with the room. The structure is delightfully modular—mini “how-to” sequences, faux self-improvement pledges, and stiletto-sharp takedowns of office etiquette, online dating, and the cult of perfection. In our space, the staging thrives on nuance: a raised eyebrow reads like a drum hit; a whispered line feels like a secret shared with the back row. We’ve calibrated the transitions to keep momentum high while letting the performer shift gears—from coolly ironic to defiantly exuberant—so the audience rides a true theatrical arc rather than a simple chain of gags.

As a venue committed to live creation, we also want to highlight the artistic currency driving this engagement. For this run at Le Rideau Rouge, the material has been freshly honed with observations that speak directly to now: boundary-setting in friendships and at work, the performance of “effortless” wellness, and the way algorithms shape our desires and our doubts. The text welcomes improvisation and audience interplay—those volatile, joyful moments when a front-row reaction or a spontaneous retort becomes the heartbeat of the night. Comedy fans who track today’s scene across platforms will recognize the high-wire energy that also animates spaces like Jamel Comedy Club or the playful game-of-nerves spirit you catch in LOL: Qui rit, sort!. Yet here, it’s sculpted for the theater—crafted beats, recurring motifs, and callbacks that bloom in the final stretch. We, at Le Rideau Rouge, have built the evening so those threads are unmistakable: the entrance is a wink, the mid-show pivot is a rallying cry, and the last minutes are a cathartic pledge delivered with a grin. This is contemporary French comedy in close-up—alive, fearless, and perfectly at home on our stage in Lyon.