C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

At Le Rideau Rouge, we welcome C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge in Lyon, we are thrilled to host C'est décidé je deviens une connasse, a razor-sharp solo comedy experience that feels tailor-made for our intimate red-curtain stage. From our vantage point in the room, this show lands with the kind of timing, bite, and warmth that our audience loves: a fast-paced portrait of what happens when a perennial people-pleaser finally claims her space, her voice, and her right to say “no.” Expect a lively tour through the rhythms of everyday life—office hierarchies, dating apps, family rituals, social media spirals—delivered with observational precision, physical comedy, and a playful rapport with the crowd. The performer steers the evening with deft crowd work and a musician’s instinct for rhythm, escalating from quick gags to longer comedic arcs that keep the laughs rolling while unlocking recognizably human truths. In our room, every eyebrow raise and throwaway aside registers; every callback hits harder; every burst of laughter ricochets in that warm way only a close-knit theater can produce.

What’s new on our stage this season

This season at Le Rideau Rouge, the show arrives with a refreshed pulse: newly fine-tuned transitions, a bolder opening salvo, and a series of tight new beats that weave timely references into the core theme of unlearning “nice” to embrace boundaries. The material nods to the way we consume culture right now—snappy, scrollable, memetic—while keeping the narrative alive as a cohesive one-woman story. Without ever breaking its own world, the set tips its hat to recent pop-comedy touchpoints that many in our audience follow, riffing on the survival tactics you’d need to endure the pressure-cooker vibe of LOL: Qui rit, sort!, the hyper-competitive flamboyance of Drag Race France, and the disarming honesty of Hot Ones France, before pivoting to the media chatter of Quotidien. On our stage, these references aren’t mere name-drops; they become springboards for character-driven sketches about self-respect, FOMO, and the modern etiquette of saying what you mean. We’ve watched the performer lean into elastic, character-switching moments—one minute the “nice” colleague parsing an impossible email thread, the next an unapologetically direct alter ego who writes the reply we all dream of sending—giving the audience the double pleasure of recognition and release. The result is a show that feels timely without chasing headlines and personal without slipping into confession-for-confession’s sake.

As a venue, we love how C'est décidé je deviens une connasse uses our space. The staging favors close contact with the crowd—sharp lighting cues, clean sound, and the occasional musical sting to kick a punchline up a notch—so that the performer can switch gears at will: a quick, conspiratorial aside; an explosion of physicality; a whisper that quiets the room before the next comedic turn. If you’ve seen earlier versions, you’ll be delighted by the added texture: a stronger through-line on people-pleasing culture, a newly expanded sequence about group chats and “performative apologies,” and a volatile, joyous crescendo that gets the whole room on the same wavelength. We encourage arriving early to settle in, soak up the room’s cozy energy, and let the laughter build from table to table—the alchemy of this show thrives on collective momentum. And for those discovering Le Rideau Rouge for the first time, this is exactly the kind of night we’re known for in Lyon: a smart, generous performer meeting a game audience, an hour-plus of quicksilver comedy that feels both crafted and alive, and the particular pleasure of watching a character realize—in real time—that being “too nice” is overrated when wit, truth, and a well-aimed punchline can do the job much better.