C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge welcomes C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge in Lyon, we relish those nights when the room becomes a mirror for the city’s sharpest wit, and C'est décidé je deviens une connasse is precisely that kind of lightning-in-a-bottle encounter. In our intimate red-curtained space, the comedienne’s manifesto for unapologetic living turns into a playful masterclass in boundaries, audacity, and social jiu-jitsu. From the first beat, the stage feels like a confidential salon where habits are unlearned and reflexes reset, with laughter as the main tool. The show’s DNA is born of contemporary life: office politeness gone feral, dating-app microrules, wellness mantras turned competitive, and the daily tightrope between being nice and being honest. You’ll hear the audience react in real time as the performer toys with the codes of “being agreeable,” flips them, and fashions a heroine who takes up space. Our sightlines put you face to face with the facial expressions and micro-pauses that punctuate each punchline, so even the smallest look lands like a comedic uppercut. The result at Le Rideau Rouge is both collective and personal: an evening where you recognize yourself, laugh at yourself, and leave with a few deliciously mischievous tools in your pocket.

Beyond the stage, the artistic moment around this production has been buzzing, and we have followed it closely from our programmer’s desk. The comedienne has been shaping new material in clubs and on digital platforms, dropping bite-size teasers that feel like living footnotes to the show—sketches that fans have dubbed Le Syndrome de la Gentille, Masterclass du Sans-Gêne, and Brunch des Alpha-femmes. The cultural conversation that surrounds this creative wave often intersects with émissions such as Quotidien, Clique, and La Bande Originale, where the themes of assertiveness, humor, and social performance are debated and relayed to a wider audience. In that ecosystem, the persona at the heart of C'est décidé je deviens une connasse resonates as a contemporary figure—equal parts social critic and lovable disruptor—speaking to office veterans, romantics, and perfectionists alike. For us at Le Rideau Rouge, this is exactly the sort of living, evolving comedy we adore hosting: a show that feeds on the world outside and returns to the stage sharper, more agile, and even more generous with its laughs. When the lights rise and the first riff begins, you can sense the online momentum entering the room and transforming into a shared theatrical spark.

The live experience at Le Rideau Rouge

What happens in the room during C'est décidé je deviens une connasse is a game of complicity. The performer pivots from meticulously crafted bits to spontaneous play with the front rows, pulling fresh energy from the audience while keeping the structure tight. Expect to meet signature moments that regulars whisper about on their way out—Détox de la bienveillance, La Réunionite, and La Règle du 80/20 social—segments that knit observational humor with a gentle nudge toward braver choices. Our stage team leans into the show’s rhythm with warm lighting cues and quick transitions that let each joke breathe, then pounce. In the velvety hush of Le Rideau Rouge, you’ll feel the silences load like springs before jokes snap open, and the room erupts into recognition: couples exchange looks, afterwork groups nudge one another, and friends confess with a laugh, “That’s me.” We recommend arriving a touch early; the pre-show buzz in our foyer is part of the fun, and it’s where you’ll hear favorite lines rehearsed before they’ve even been spoken. Most of all, come ready to participate with your laughter and your presence. From our vantage point, the show isn’t merely performed; it’s co-authored each night by Lyon’s own audience, who give the performer all the permission needed to be gloriously, hilariously, irresistibly “connasse”—and to invite everyone else to try it on for size.