C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge welcomes C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge in Lyon, we are delighted to host C'est décidé je deviens une connasse, a sharp, sparkling comedy that speaks directly to our audience’s everyday dilemmas with disarming honesty and a deliciously satirical edge. From our stage, the performance unfolds like a survival kit for modern life, mixing stand-up energy, theatrical finesse, and agile interaction with the crowd. The show’s running order flows through bite-size scenes and punchy set‑pieces—recurring bits such as Le syndrome de la gentille fille, La réunionite aiguë, and Masterclass de la mauvaise foi that have audiences roaring at the recognition of their own habits and hang‑ups. Our intimate room at Le Rideau Rouge amplifies the timing and the wink‑and‑nudge complicity that this production thrives on: the performer’s asides, playful call‑backs, and precise silences carry beautifully across our tiers, creating that rare sensation of being both at a party and at a confession booth where boundaries are redrawn with laughter.

Current buzz, refreshed material, and a Lyon‑tailored experience

Programming C'est décidé je deviens une connasse at Le Rideau Rouge means celebrating a living, evolving hit: the script arrives in Lyon freshly updated to mirror the moment—dating apps and “seen at” etiquette, open‑plan office diplomacy, eco‑anxiety fatigue, and the new etiquette of boundary‑setting. The latest iteration features new sketches that our team has seen bring the house down across previews and recent dates: Checklist pour devenir une connasse, Mode d’emploi du “non”, and Guide de survie en open space each fold observational comedy into razor‑edged reversal, letting the audience try on a bolder persona for size. On social platforms, the show’s capsules like Détox de la gentillesse and Soft girl, hard boundaries have sparked lively conversations—momentum that carries into the room, where we notice spectators arriving eager to quote their favorite lines. At Le Rideau Rouge, we lean into this energy with a staging that accentuates quick transitions and the confessional rhythm of the text, ensuring each punchline lands with the precision and mischievous warmth the piece deserves.

Our venue team has crafted an experience around the humor’s directness and the production’s conversational intimacy. From the moment the lights fade at Le Rideau Rouge, the performer’s meticulous timing—those intentional pauses, feints, and sudden accelerations—meets an audience that feels seen, not lectured. The repertoire glides between sly role‑play and gleeful deconstruction of social scripts: segments like Le mode avion émotionnel, La to‑do list impossible, and Réponse: “non” est une phrase complète invite spontaneous applause and even a few knowing groans. We’ve tuned our acoustics and lighting cues to make these turns as crisp as possible, so that a raised eyebrow reads as clearly as a punchline. The result is a fast, fizzy hour‑plus where Lyon’s everyday rituals—apéro etiquette, tramway politics, open‑space small talk—become a mirror the audience can laugh into. Whether you come as a group for a night out or solo to soak up quick‑witted catharsis, C'est décidé je deviens une connasse at Le Rideau Rouge delivers the joyous permission slip to be unapologetically yourself—at least for an evening, and perhaps long after the curtain call.