C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

At Le Rideau Rouge: hosting C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge, we love performances that crackle with frankness and timing, and that is exactly why C'est décidé je deviens une connasse takes pride of place on our stage. From the first beats of the show, the room’s intimate acoustics and close-up sightlines amplify every razor-edged aside, every knowingly raised eyebrow, and every audience gasp that turns into a laugh. Our team has tuned light and sound for the snap and rhythm of contemporary stand-up: quick transitions, clean punchlines, and the kind of playful crowd rapport that makes a compact theatre feel like a gathering of co-conspirators. The premise is deliciously simple—own your boundaries, embrace your inner backbone, and puncture hypocrisy at work, at home, and in love—yet the writing packs an impressive density of jokes per minute. Expect brisk improvisations with the front row, riffs on dating-app déjà vu, and a showdown with everyday micro-aggressions that, in this room, become comic set pieces built for collective catharsis.

Current momentum and the onstage experience at our venue

In terms of artistic momentum, the show arrives at Le Rideau Rouge in the sweet spot where fresh material meets honed performance. The artist has shaped a 2024–2025 iteration that leans into the brisk, episodic texture audiences now love—think the fast-twitch sensibility that has been thriving across emissions like LOL: Qui rit, sort!, Quotidien, Un Bon Moment, Zen, and the Jamel Comedy Club. That spirit is all over the night here: agile callbacks, nimble shifts between personal anecdote and social observation, and a knack for turning a throwaway remark into a running gag that pays off twenty minutes later. Without betraying the surprises, the set explores the pressures of “being nice” versus being clear, the myth of the perfect colleague, and the abyss between what we text and what we really think. The taste for topical nods is alive, too—pop culture references flare and vanish with a wink—yet the writing stays rooted in the immediacy of the room, always calibrating to the breath of the crowd.

Our house is configured to serve precisely that kind of comic architecture: a lean stage plot (mic, stand, stool), cinematic lighting shifts that cue tonal pivots, and seating that keeps energy circulating as punchlines land. It is also where the show’s spine—assertiveness presented as a life skill and a laugh engine—really flourishes: a recurring motif invites spectators to “rehearse” a stronger self, and the effect in a venue like ours is both liberating and very, very funny. We see it the moment the audience starts to anticipate the next reversal: the routine about email etiquette detonates because everyone recognizes the subject line; the riff on family lunches piles recognition upon recognition; the spontaneous exchanges with the first rows turn into a collage of Lyonnais life for a single evening. As curators at Le Rideau Rouge, we value how C'est décidé je deviens une connasse aligns with our programming: contemporary, sharp, and welcoming to all who want a night of quick-witted honesty. Whether you’re discovering the piece for the first time or returning to catch the latest refinements, this date is tailored to the room and to you—live, immediate, and gloriously unfiltered.