C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge welcomes C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

From our stage at Le Rideau Rouge, we are thrilled to present C'est décidé je deviens une connasse, a comedic journey that gives the audience permission to laugh at the everyday diplomacy that wears us down. In our intimate Lyon room, the proximity between performer and audience amplifies every raised eyebrow, every whispered aside, and every explosive punchline. The show’s premise is gloriously clear: turning “niceness” into a performative mask we can examine, mock, and peel away. Expect character-driven moments, razor-sharp observational humor, and a warm, conspiratorial rapport that our venue’s layout—tight sightlines, crisp acoustics, and a stage close enough to read the subtext—renders immediate. As the set unfolds, you’ll encounter sketches that have our crowd buzzing, including “Le brunch des hypocrites,” “La réunion Teams qui n’en finit plus,” “Le voisin qui se croit parfait,” and “Le coach du bien-être toxique,” all delivered with the rhythmic swagger and live-wire spontaneity that make Le Rideau Rouge the perfect home for this show.

Momentum, new material, and a sharper edge this season

Programming C'est décidé je deviens une connasse at Le Rideau Rouge this season means showcasing a version of the show that has picked up speed and bite. The set has been tightened to foreground the most incisive ideas about boundaries, social codes, and the comic power of saying no. The artist’s current material folds in fresh angles on workplace theater, eco-anxiety rituals, and the choreography of dating apps—subjects that spark recognition across our audience. Listeners will hear new or reworked bits such as “Mode d’emploi de la connasse,” “Masterclass de la passivité agressive,” “Le date zéro déchet,” and “Influenceuse du chaos,” each building a satisfying arc from confession to catharsis. On our stage, those pieces land with the crowd-pleasing cadence of a nightclub set, but with the dramaturgical precision of a one-person play: callbacks are woven cleanly, improvisations stay grounded in character, and audience reactions help sculpt timing in the moment. This is the kind of living, evolving comedy Le Rideau Rouge loves to host—funny, contemporary, and courageous enough to admit that a little well-aimed bluntness can feel like personal liberation.

What you’ll experience at Le Rideau Rouge is a fully theatrical take on stand-up: a sleek lighting plot that punctuates perspective shifts; a sound bed that nudges transitions without overpowering the storytelling; and the safe, convivial hush that only a close, red-velvet room can produce before it erupts into laughter. The show blends satire and empathy, moving from micro-aggressions at the office to the etiquette of “performing kindness,” then flipping into brazen honesty that gets the biggest laughs. Our audience favorites include observational sprints like “La collègue qui s’excuse trop,” “Le DM à 2 h du matin,” and “Le dîner de famille en mode damage control.” If you enjoy the quick-fire cultural commentary of Quotidien, the conversational candor of Clique, the club energy associated with Jamel Comedy Club, or the playful brinkmanship seen in LOL: Qui rit, sort!, the tone and tempo here will feel perfectly pitched. At Le Rideau Rouge, that energy is palpable: the front rows catch every micro-expression, the back rows ride the wave, and the whole room inhales together before the punch drops—a collective rhythm that turns C'est décidé je deviens une connasse into a signature night out in Lyon.