C'est Décidé, Je Deviens Une Connasse - Le Rideau Rouge - Lyon

Le Rideau Rouge welcomes C'est décidé je deviens une connasse

At Le Rideau Rouge in Lyon, we champion bold, generous comedy that feels immediate and alive, and C'est décidé je deviens une connasse fits our stage like a glove. From our vantage point in the wings, we see an audience arrive curious and leave buoyant, carried by a show that turns everyday diplomacy, guilty pleasures, and unspoken frustrations into pure comic fuel. The production plays with pace and proximity: quick-fire punchlines bloom into longer character portraits; a raised eyebrow becomes a running gag; a whispered aside ricochets to the back row. In our intimate room, the rapport is electric—close enough for a conspiratorial wink, broad enough for a cascade of shared laughter. The title signals a gleefully unapologetic manifesto, but what unfolds is a nuanced performance that skewers the rituals of niceness—office codes, dating etiquette, family expectations—while celebrating the liberation that comes from setting boundaries with style. It is observant, sassy, and surprisingly tender where it counts, crafted for a Lyon audience that delights in wit sharpened on real life.

Artistic momentum and what awaits you on stage

We host this show as its momentum builds across the contemporary comedy landscape, where live stages, radio desks, and digital feeds constantly cross-pollinate. Audiences who devour today’s punchy formats will recognize the tempo: the playful brinkmanship you enjoy in LOL: Qui rit, sort!, the mischievous pop-cultural riffing seen on Le Late avec Alain Chabat, the internet-native irreverence embodied by Zen, or the spicy interview energy of Hot Ones France. Even if you discovered the performer via a clipped monologue on your phone or a zinger shared in a group chat, C'est décidé je deviens une connasse reveals the long-form architecture behind those laughs—call-backs seeded early, characters who evolve joke after joke, and improvisations shaped in the moment by the room’s mood. Expect deft crowd work, micro-sketches that blossom from a tossed-off remark, and a gallery of archetypes: the colleague who weaponizes politeness, the friend who “just wants to help,” the date who treats red flags like collectible stickers. We love how this set balances bite and bounce: satire without cynicism, sass without sneer, catharsis without lecture. It’s the kind of show that leaves you quoting lines on the sidewalk long after the curtain falls.

From our perspective as a venue team, the craft behind the laughter matters. We’ve dialed the lights for crisp, cinematic beats; tuned the sound so whispers land as clearly as belly laughs; and arranged the room so every seat catches the sly expressions that punctuate the punchlines. The performer’s rhythm thrives in this setting: a confessional tone draws you in, a burst of physical comedy releases the tension, and a final twist reframes the scene with wicked clarity. We see the care in the writing cycle too—new tags tested, transitions tightened, and moments of silence allowed to sparkle—proof that the show is very much alive and evolving. Lyon’s audiences bring a curiosity that rewards that evolution, and we are proud to provide the space where it happens best. Arrive ready to play along: the fourth wall is elastic here, the laughter communal, and the evening designed to send you back into the city with a little more audacity in your step. C'est décidé je deviens une connasse at Le Rideau Rouge is not just a title on a poster; it’s a live invitation to embrace the delicious art of saying exactly what you mean—and having a fabulous time while you do.